All categories - 20 November 2007

R alien real ?? is there life on another planet !!??

2007-11-20 02:18:00 · 35 answers · asked by Niecy 1 in Astronomy & Space

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

2007-11-20 02:17:54 · 25 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

This will be my first Christmas without my Mother.
She died in March.

2007-11-20 02:17:46 · 32 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 02:17:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I turned 19 this year. I've always loved dance but just never gotten into it. I'm not a natural dancer cos I was not brought up in a family that particularly likes dancing. However I'm really keen to get into it, how long do you reckon it would take to perfect a form of dance? I'm really into contemporary and hip-hop. Which do you suggest?

2007-11-20 02:17:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dancing

2007-11-20 02:17:16 · 14 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6 in Polls & Surveys

a). arizona
b). buffalo
c). philadelphia
d). washington
e). san diego
f). denver
g). houston

2007-11-20 02:17:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I don't get why michigan would even want this POS. He was at oklahoma state and they were decent with him as coach but nothing special. He is at LSU with all nick saban's talent so it would be pretty hard to screw that up so early. He has proven nothing. Why does michigan want this guy when they could probably get whoever they wanted?

2007-11-20 02:16:41 · 10 answers · asked by ty c. 2 in Football (American)

How do you give a flea bath to 3 week old puppies? Is this possible or should I wait until the puppy gets older? What kind of shampoo should I use now if it is possible to give her a bath?

2007-11-20 02:16:37 · 11 answers · asked by Bonita16 1 in Dogs

are there any free sites demonstrating ninjitsu or another martial art

2007-11-20 02:16:17 · 8 answers · asked by Ariel A 1 in Martial Arts

2007-11-20 02:16:15 · 11 answers · asked by kenya 1 in Newborn & Baby

is the housing and credit markets crisis just another form of terrorism or is it cannibalism, and why is the government not responding to the needs of the people effected by the crisis meaning the familys that are loosing there homes? Why does the government alow these so called Preditorial mortgage companys to abuse the human race. Is there a cure for the problem and if so WHAT IS IT?

2007-11-20 02:16:07 · 7 answers · asked by clue2 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-11-20 02:15:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

we've been dating for a year on and off and now hes got a new girl but me and him talk all the time and we've taked about dating again. he said that i was his true love and that he could never find anyone like me. we were currently engaged and everything. just please halp me i need some advice. thanks. i feel so safe whan im around hima nd i feel like nothing could seperate us. i kept breaking up with him cause i was afraid to get close cause i always wind up getting hurt adnd when i tarted getting close and i just broke it off, what does he think?

2007-11-20 02:15:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What nice songs do you know? Rock or whatever other genre.

2007-11-20 02:15:46 · 16 answers · asked by suzanna_banana 4 in Rock and Pop

This doesn't sound particularly loving to me.


Also, I bet that's an awkward Father's Day conversation.

2007-11-20 02:15:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is there any way to melt steel without the intense heat of a blast furnace?

2007-11-20 02:15:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

I am not! Its crazy. I swear when I go shopping the day BEFORE Christmas I thought some lady was gonna run me over with the damn cart at Target! Now I shop somewhere in the middle. I don't go before x-mas

2007-11-20 02:15:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 02:14:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 02:14:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I'm having macaroni & cheese, stuffing, turkey cutlets, sweet potatoes, veggies, cake, & koolaid.

2007-11-20 02:14:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thanksgiving

2007-11-20 02:14:22 · 8 answers · asked by black.rose320 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

How do i find the weights w(1), w(2), and w(3) of a market portfolio, given that the market conists of 3 securities S(1), S(2), S(3), with

expected returns m(1) = 10%, m(2) = 15%, m(3) = 20%

standard deviations d(1)= 0.28, d(2) = 0.24, d(3) = 0.25

and correlations between returns are C(1,2) = 0.10, C(2,3) = 0.20, C(3,1) = 0.25

respectively.

2007-11-20 02:14:19 · 2 answers · asked by drummanmatthew 2 in Other - Business & Finance

Thanksgiving tradition.

Does it relate any to your religion?

If you don't have any traditions, why?

Happy Thanksgiving.

2007-11-20 02:13:47 · 22 answers · asked by sparkles9 6 in Religion & Spirituality

1. What do you eat? What type of foods are in your refrig or home?

2. Could you describe the types of homes in your country and the one you live in.

3. Please feel add anything else unique or interesting about your country.

I am asking 27 different countries I found on Yahoo! Answers, thank you.

2007-11-20 02:13:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Russia

My landlord called and told me he'd be showing my apt. I was out today and unable to do some finishing up touches for an apartment showing like finish my dishes, pick my up dirty clothes, and clear my tables of papers. I told him it was messy but I am not around as much as a warning before he showed anyone "today". Another day would be different.

Anyway, he proceeded to ask me that if I was gone, "Do you still have your cat?"

I told him, "yes."

He said, "If you are not home I would like you to remove your cat from the building then."

I'm told him, "If I'm not home it be no more than a weekend visiting parents."

He told me, "Still, then you should get rid of your cat."

I can understand his concern that cats get naughty, but never once was I told, "You can have a cat UNLESS you decide to leave for the weekend."

2007-11-20 02:13:41 · 20 answers · asked by pizzagirl 3 in Cats

Do fathers still spank their daughters?
If so how.
Best answer gets 10 points.

2007-11-20 02:13:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

"Behold, the Power of Cheese"

2007-11-20 02:12:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

and you were around a group of people, just talking, as if it is the most natural thing in the world to have your teeth fall out one by one for no reason. LOL

I know of a few other people that have dreams like this also, so I just wondered exactly how common it is.

2007-11-20 02:12:27 · 21 answers · asked by ticktock 7 in Polls & Surveys

if they are charged with neglect or worse murder would you ask for your donation back from the fund what was set up

i never contributed

2007-11-20 02:12:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events