A man hitched a ride on a ship because he wanted to see the world. Unfortunately the ship ran into an awful storm and got torn apart. The man saw a sheep and grabbed onto it, hoping it would find shore. As luck would have it, the sheep swam all the way to an island. After a few months the man and sheep became pretty close. They had built shelter together, ate together, and explored their surroundings together. The man was getting kind of horny. He came up to the sheep and tried to have at it, but the sheep just kicked him in the balls and ran away. The next day the sheep came back. Once a week he'd try (his balls had to heal every time) for 6 months he tried to screw the sheep, and each time the sheep kicked him and ran away. One day, as the man was building a fire, a gorgeous woman walked gracefully toward the man. She said "My name is Oombaway, and I will do anything you wish." The man looked her up and down and said, "Will you hold that sheep?"
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2007-11-17
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