A man hitched a ride on a ship because he wanted to see the world. Unfortunately the ship ran into an awful storm and got torn apart. The man saw a sheep and grabbed onto it, hoping it would find shore. As luck would have it, the sheep swam all the way to an island. After a few months the man and sheep became pretty close. They had built shelter together, ate together, and explored their surroundings together. The man was getting kind of horny. He came up to the sheep and tried to have at it, but the sheep just kicked him in the balls and ran away. The next day the sheep came back. Once a week he'd try (his balls had to heal every time) for 6 months he tried to screw the sheep, and each time the sheep kicked him and ran away. One day, as the man was building a fire, a gorgeous woman walked gracefully toward the man. She said "My name is Oombaway, and I will do anything you wish." The man looked her up and down and said, "Will you hold that sheep?"
Pls star if you liked it. Thx
2007-11-17 02:23:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny - a little naughty, but hilarious none the less. However, it was PreTjenE's response I laughed the loudest at. Sheep causing Gonorrhea. *shaking head* Very funny.
2007-11-17 02:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by Frosty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG it somewhat is quite like the worst naughty action picture ever! You undesirable undesirable lady you! I could admit, my ill-p.c.. is "Dude, the place's My automobile?", yet my naughty p.c..? Hmmm...that is between Wild issues and Poison Ivy!!!! undesirable undesirable females!
2016-11-11 22:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't finish it. Did she hold the sheep for him? If not, she not very nice.
2007-11-17 02:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by We're Making Paper 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was funny and gross at the same time ... I'd say yay!
2007-11-17 02:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah. I liked it. Got a kick outa it.
2007-11-17 02:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
omg i am still laughing
enjoy ur star
lol
2007-11-17 02:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by President Scarlett 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It m ust be true guys can only thing with one thing or he was just stupid. that was a nast joke.
2007-11-17 02:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nay.That man is gross. Why did he just do that woman.
2007-11-17 02:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by •´`·.·´`•Mother.To`·.Be•´`·.·´`• 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i saw a cartoon like that on another website. you soooo copied it.
2007-11-17 03:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by heat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha!! That is a good one!!
2007-11-17 02:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Tryin to Liv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋