One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. " Tie me up, " she purred, " and you can do anything you want. "
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, " Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery! "
The husband said, " Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff? " " Doesn't matter, " she said. " Just get out. "
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
2007-11-14
06:41:43
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