One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. " Tie me up, " she purred, " and you can do anything you want. "
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, " Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery! "
The husband said, " Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff? " " Doesn't matter, " she said. " Just get out. "
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
2007-11-14 06:41:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Thanks, those are hilarious.
2007-11-14 06:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by Teresa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you get Suddenly Senior, too?
This is one subscription everybody should have, don't you agree? Some of the best jokes I've every read.
Thanks for passing them along.
2007-11-14 15:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by Cranky 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a lot 'o' truth and wisdom in them thar lines --(chuckle)
2007-11-14 18:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like to laugh and smile and these made me do both. lol
2007-11-14 15:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!
2007-11-14 15:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and my husband always gets the last words. yes dear. haha
2007-11-14 15:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny
2007-11-14 14:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-11-14 14:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by giiiiiiiiirlfrien' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones
2007-11-14 14:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by 212 Degree 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good lol
2007-11-14 14:44:43 · answer #10 · answered by arches79 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋