All categories - 14 November 2007

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "She was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...

2007-11-14 06:48:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-14 06:48:41 · 20 answers · asked by Tyler W 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Conservatives generally do not believe in global warming - according to conservatives, Global warming is a liberal agenda.

what is the rationalle for this?

2007-11-14 06:48:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I was brought to the USA at the age of 2. NOT MY CHOICE.
Unfortunately I am deprived of many of my rights including obtaining a California ID, and DRivers License. If it had
been my choice, I would have done it all legally. Don't Lecture me about being Illegal over the internet cuz If you were in my Face you wouldnt have the Nuts. I, AS AN undocumented Resident Have More NUTZ than most Americans do. Many Americans take what they have for granted, even simple things such as IDs. If I could Vote, I would, If I could WOrk, I would. If I could Change the Country I would. All I need is an ID.
I graduated high school and I can no longer use my high school ID. I don't want to obtain a Mexican ID Because I've noticed people discrimate you when you have the Mexican ID.
I will soon marry a white girl who will reward me with the pleasures or being of an "Official American" even though I already consider myself one. Thanks guys!

2007-11-14 06:48:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I am dead set against illegal immigration. Anyone that supports illegal immigration or that thinks Mexicans should be allowed into the country illegal wants special treatment for them alone.

What about all the people from all the other countries that have to wait to get in LEGALLY? So therefore anyone that thinks illegal immigration is ok and that they shouldnt be deported is showing favortism towards Mexicans.

Doesnt this make you mad?

2007-11-14 06:48:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

like Arts & Humanities (refering to the Humanities part)
Education & Reference
Science & Mathematics

not refering to all religious people .. u know who u are..

2007-11-14 06:47:48 · 15 answers · asked by Luken 5 in Religion & Spirituality

is it possible to teach a gorilla or a dog calculus? or is it just impossible because they don't have the brain capacity?

2007-11-14 06:47:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

How did it change your life?

No sarcasm please. Serious replies only. Thanks!

2007-11-14 06:47:35 · 16 answers · asked by mitchchan 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I've been living in Boston the past year and a half. I came home and there was no Parker and the Man. Did they move? Where are they now?

2007-11-14 06:47:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Detroit

2007-11-14 06:47:28 · 50 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

Me and my girlfriend were about to have sex for the first time (me and her). we started making out, caressing each other, and I was ready to go. But as soon as the clothes came off, so did my soldier. I know its not because she's ugly because she is gorgeous, and i dont think i would have gotten an erection from all that kissing and caressing and such if she was ugly... so can a cold room ruin an erection??

2007-11-14 06:47:28 · 28 answers · asked by Jesus 1 in Singles & Dating

Did you think that they did, when you were younger (or perhaps still do)? Doesn't it seem like they should grow on trees...I mean, they look like little palm trees. Is this a solid case AGAINST Intelligent Design. I mean, if I were God, I certainly would make them grow on trees.

2007-11-14 06:47:06 · 16 answers · asked by Franko Rizzo 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-14 06:47:00 · 26 answers · asked by mudrocker 3 in NASCAR

2007-11-14 06:46:59 · 11 answers · asked by Ann <3 1 in Polls & Surveys

favorite wrestler
favorite diva
fav wwe game
fav catchphrase
fav finisher
fav match
fav brand

2007-11-14 06:46:48 · 18 answers · asked by Masteяs™ 6 in Wrestling

:-)

2007-11-14 06:46:47 · 17 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which would you pick & why

2007-11-14 06:46:20 · 33 answers · asked by Ann <3 1 in Politics

2007-11-14 06:46:20 · 11 answers · asked by You guys, just answer the ques. 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Stop all of the Atheist questions!!
...lighten up w/this....
How much do you resemble your avatar?

2007-11-14 06:46:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

okay, i am wondering if its possible to have two insurance plans because im thinking about getting a 2nd job, and i want to apply for health benefits at the 2nd job because if i happened to ditch my first job, i will still have insurance coverage.

2007-11-14 06:46:14 · 7 answers · asked by datchik 4 in Insurance

please give an example!!

2007-11-14 06:46:09 · 2 answers · asked by watatas1 1 in Words & Wordplay

If everyone had a warning label what would yours be?

Mine would be : discretion advised when improperly handled!

2007-11-14 06:46:06 · 57 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Polls & Surveys

who will land the big deal to get a-rod and which team will land free agent ken griffey

2007-11-14 06:46:06 · 7 answers · asked by joey m 1 in Baseball

Ok, so my parents want to get a new computer for me, and i've agreed to help pay it off.
Now i want to avoid expensive computers if ican. (I live in Australia, South from Sydney and often go to the computer fair to see new PC's)
What kind of computer should i get if the main programs/items i'll have on it will be;
Photoshop CS 2/3
Anti-spyware and anti-virus
Adobe suite CS2
messenger
Internet/Firefox
Corel Painter 9
Ragnarok or other MMORPG
And my tablet installers....
Most of the time, all of the programs mentioned above are running at once.
I draw a lot too, and prefer big screens to get good detail...can anybody help me out? Just looking for advice.

2007-11-14 06:46:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2007-11-14 06:46:00 · 14 answers · asked by jamesdallison@btinternet.com 1 in History

2007-11-14 06:45:53 · 18 answers · asked by Buke 4 in Religion & Spirituality

whats your favorite thing about a girl?
and WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE?

2007-11-14 06:45:49 · 10 answers · asked by i♥you 2 in Polls & Surveys

I sell real estate notes and I have over a billion dollars I need to unload where Can I find the wealthiest people in America?

2007-11-14 06:45:49 · 2 answers · asked by bboyballer112 2 in Corporations

Are you sattisfied that the Democrats are spineless liars and Republicans are murderous perverts...? What is stopping you from making a change that will better us all? Are you that loyal to your chosen party that keeps betraying you?

2007-11-14 06:45:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

I run a daycare, my rates are lower than others and I only ask that I be paid on the 14th and the 31st. A lady I babysit for moved and the company her husband worked for mailed his check to their old house so they haven't received it yet. They have to go to check in advance (or something like that) to pay me today. The 14th is crucial because our truck payment is automatically deducted on the 15th. I want to tell them not to worry about it but I can't, it's the reason I set the payday the way it is. I think she wanted me to say not to worry but I honestly can't do that, my pay days are just as important as anyone else's right?

2007-11-14 06:45:39 · 9 answers · asked by SuperGurl78 3 in Toddler & Preschooler