2007-11-14 06:45:53 · 18 answers · asked by Buke 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because "The Four Energy Efficient Carpooling Office Workers of the Apocalypse" sounds stupid?
2007-11-14 06:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Cato 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's because of the split with the Anti-Christ so he went to start his own band while the now 3 Horsemen had to find a fourth that being Mr. Pestilence. To get back at the Anti-Christ and his environment saving ways the now Four Horsemen decided to not carpool or use a tour bus, but instead have individual steeds. This then caused Death to stop drinking and record the horrific "St. Slightly Angry" album, which sucked. Whilst this was happening the Anti-Christ became a Christian and recorded the almost horrific "Un-United Abominatrix's".
The above has more to do with Metallica and Megadeth than the Bible.
2007-11-14 06:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The carpool lane was backed up
2007-11-14 06:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kiwi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool horses. Have you seen the Ferrari and Ford Mustang logo? Really cool!
2007-11-14 06:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jex 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the Apocalypse destroyed all powered mechanical objects
2007-11-14 06:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the UAW are on strike.
(and their Chevy Blazer is on back-order)
You know.. this will Delay the Apocalypse, ultimately
and it's a good thing...
2007-11-14 07:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because you don't need gas for horses.
thats like asking people who ride bikes to work...why arnt they carpooling.
2007-11-14 06:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Clearly, they don't recognize that flatulent emissions from livestock are a significant source of greenhouse gas proliferation. How environmentally irresponsible of them...
2007-11-14 06:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are riding something which the prophet can only describe as horse.
But is it a horse?
2007-11-14 06:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's more environmentally friendly to use beasts of burden.
They're good guys, really. And they love kittens.
2007-11-14 06:49:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋