Did you think that they did, when you were younger (or perhaps still do)? Doesn't it seem like they should grow on trees...I mean, they look like little palm trees. Is this a solid case AGAINST Intelligent Design. I mean, if I were God, I certainly would make them grow on trees.
2007-11-14 06:47:06 · 16 answers · asked by Franko Rizzo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I TOTALLY spend my days contemplating pineapples. I really can't think of anything deeper....
2007-11-17 14:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am really concerned that "if I were God" the best you could come up with would be "oh I know, why not put a great big solid fruit high up in a tree, so when someone i don't like walks under it - pop - I will make it fall on their heads".
Instead of all that, how about a bit of world peace, good will and an end poverty?
2007-11-14 15:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by The One 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE the fact that the do not grow on trees! I think you would too if you saw the short green bushes of pineapple plants in Hawaii grown in the red, iron rich soil. Beauty at it's best! It's also more convenient to grow them on your own! I thank God for the originality I find everyday in life!
2007-11-14 14:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by reporter_rivero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tree level set by you. If tree is 10 feet height and your pineapple is 10 feet too, will it say pineapply is on tree? Don't forget everythings are possible. You have your dream, fill it will come true.
2007-11-14 14:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wired fourteen pineapples to a tree, to the boughs of the tree, in front of our house, and now I am at peace.
I finished the project at six thirty last evening. I am now content and joyous, and it is sublime somewhat.
2007-11-14 14:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They grow from bromliads. Does not bother me. I wonder if it bothers some people that an almond is not a nut but instead it is the inside of a seed.
2007-11-14 14:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They should grow on apple trees and pine trees. That would be proof of god.
2007-11-14 14:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, right. have you ever SEEN a pineapple grow? they're created full-grown, just as the gods intended
2007-11-14 14:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by grandfather raven 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything that would hurt while falling should grow from the ground up. Coconuts for example...
2007-11-14 14:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow, this is seriously the most convincing argument I've ever heard.
2007-11-14 14:49:59 · answer #10 · answered by Kiwi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋