All categories - 6 November 2007

A father and his young son are walking down the street, when the boy sees a couple of dogs screwing on the neighbors front lawn.
"daddy, what are they doing?" he asks.
"well son, they're making puppies" his father replies, and the boy appears satisfied with that.

Later that night, the boy wanders into his parents bedroom and see his father and mother going at it.
"what are you doing, daddy? he asks
"well son, we're making babies" his father replies
"oh," says the son, "then turn mommy over. i like puppies"

2007-11-06 07:29:31 · 4 answers · asked by Joe Angus 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 07:29:23 · 9 answers · asked by ChicagoMan 3 in Economics

Simple

2007-11-06 07:29:09 · 7 answers · asked by Jane 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

First person who gets it correct will win best answer :)

2007-11-06 07:29:01 · 15 answers · asked by enyaw78 2 in Other - Food & Drink

...every other team at least once per regular season.

2007-11-06 07:29:01 · 10 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Hockey

2007-11-06 07:28:57 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:28:55 · 5 answers · asked by spartan 117 3 in Military

I heard that this happens alot to old people. What si sthis called and how can you check to make sure this in not happening to your love ones

2007-11-06 07:28:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

Though Americans make up just 4 percent of the world's population, we produce 25 percent of the carbon dioxide pollution from fossil-fuel burning -- by far the largest share of any country. In fact, the United States emits more carbon dioxide than China, India and Japan, combined. Clearly America ought to take a leadership role in solving the problem. And as the world's top developer of new technologies, we are well positioned to do so -- we already have the know-how.

2007-11-06 07:28:41 · 17 answers · asked by The Mentor 4 in Global Warming

Boyfriend and girlfriend have relationship issues. Boyfriend moves out of girlfriend's house. Boyfriend and girlfriend decide to stay together but to give each other breathing space. Boyfriend "disappears" from work and his social life, so girlfriend finds out. Girlfriend meets up with Boyfriend two weeks or so later to find out what is going on with him. Girlfriend is concerned about boyfriend. Boyfriend says he is depressed and has not taken care of himself. Boyfriend tells girlfriend he still cares for her but wants to be alone. Boyfriend then asks girlfriend to wait for him, until he gets "better". Girlfriend has own problems and says that is not fair. Girlfriend calls almost everyday and does not reach boyfriend. Boyfriend finally calls two weeks later. Girlfriend was at work so she could not answer her phone. Girlfriend sees boyfriend left a message so she listens to it. The only thing girlfriend hears is a quiet giggle in the background, not from boyfriend.

2007-11-06 07:28:26 · 3 answers · asked by no 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-06 07:28:25 · 1 answers · asked by ★Star Girl★™ 6 in Books & Authors

What is the easiest way to find the make and model of your motherboard? is there any software which can tell you info on the main components of your computer or is it something as simple to be identified in the bios or on startup?

2007-11-06 07:28:22 · 10 answers · asked by Muddogg 1 in Desktops

Was he the son of Mary Christ and Jospeh Christ? Actually he would have been the bastard son of Mary Christ and God Christ. Please note that bastard means "unmarried". Was Christ Joseph's last name or did he take the name of the biological adulterous father, who so hypocritically got Mary pregnant when she was promised to another man.

2007-11-06 07:28:01 · 30 answers · asked by disturbed001500 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-06 07:27:56 · 13 answers · asked by Marshal Jed Cooper 4 in Polls & Surveys

Navy alread beat Airforce.

2007-11-06 07:27:53 · 4 answers · asked by julio_slsc 4 in Military

I volunteer for an organization which requires us to work closely on teams of 3-4 members for extended amounts of time. As a result, team members tend to become very close. One of the team member, Janet, is a very nice woman, thoughtful, knowledgeable, professional. However the more time we spend together the less I like her. We're very opposite - she's uptight and gossipy and I'm laid back and keep my mouth shut and take it all in. I can respect the differences (cursing, for instance - I have a bad mouth and I know she doesn't like cursing, so I watch what I say) but lately I don't feel that she does. I recently got my nose pierced - a small tasteful stud. She found this so amusing that she had to stare at me and giggle, then proceed to call someone else and let them know, in my prescence. At first I was amused, then confused as to why it was so funny, then I was just insulted and she kept on until I snapped at her.

2007-11-06 07:27:47 · 9 answers · asked by Sandy Sandals 7 in Etiquette

I am pretty sure i want a glock 45 of some kind. What is the new one that is suppose to have the recoil of a 9mm thanks for the help. please no stupid answers

2007-11-06 07:27:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-11-06 07:27:45 · 6 answers · asked by Rajan S 2 in Lucknow

Of the listed below, for those of you who've seen them (and know them well), I'd like you to list both your favorite song from them and the FIRST ACT finale (not the finale to the whole play, just the first act).

Thanks.

1. Grey Gardens
2. The Color Purple
3. Gypsy
4. Cabaret
5. Flower Drum Song

Thanks tons.

2007-11-06 07:27:40 · 2 answers · asked by DN 1 in Theater & Acting

I downloaded XP to my computer which had 98. Now when I use XP the data I had on 98 don't appear. How can I use my data from 98 when I am running XP?

2007-11-06 07:27:38 · 3 answers · asked by wparker67 1 in Software

The fans will not be fooled. Way to go, guys!

2007-11-06 07:27:35 · 14 answers · asked by Beau D. Satva 5 in Football (American)

My wife was invited to eat lunch by an old friend (male) she use to party with all the time. He was actually the guy she was out partying with when I met her. Anyway... she told me about it approx. 2 weeks ago and now they are going 2morrow. She invited me 2 go but I will b working and would feel out of place anyhow. I still dont like the idea but should I just accept it or am I just overly paranoid about the enitire thing. Answers please

2007-11-06 07:27:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

There is this girl, She is in my Class at school and she is coming to stay with me for 5 nights while her parents are away in Sweden (where they are from) She is really pretty but the problem is, I am ashamed to be around her because she is such a looser! I hate her. She is coming to stay with me soon she also wets the bed...WHAT SHOULD I DO???

By the way she has this soo... yeah she might come on it!

Shhhh

2007-11-06 07:27:24 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

this is a question my 4th grader brought home, I know I should know this but other than they are both above the equator I don't know the answer.

2007-11-06 07:27:21 · 5 answers · asked by nicole o 1 in Geography

1. tamara builds a wooden box to store mementos from a concert she attended. the lenth of the box is twice its heght, and three times its width. if the bx has a volume of 36 cubic inches. what is the length in inches.

2. lynda and maggie are playing a game on a coordinate grid. lynda puts a counter on the point (5,2). maggie responds by placing a counter on (3, -2) what is the eqution of the line made by these two points?

3. the sum of 5 consecutive odd integers is 235. what is the greatest of these integers?

4. when an integer x is divided by seven, the remmainder is 2. when x squared is divided by seven, what will the remainder be?

5. a hiker can choose either of two water bottles to bring on a hike on mount baldy. bottle A has a base with a radius that is twice that a bottle B but bottle B is twice as tall as bottle A. which of the two water ottles has the greater volume, and by how much?

2007-11-06 07:27:18 · 3 answers · asked by Abby M 1 in Mathematics

saying back in the 70's--i'd walk a mile for a camel?
well there was a song sort of like that..good song too, what was the name of it and who sang it?

2007-11-06 07:26:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-11-06 07:26:52 · 4 answers · asked by dr.bored 1 in Aircraft