2007-11-06 07:28:57 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Im having a affair with another woman.
2007-11-06 07:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
You look like a dog.
Stop sweating.
Ew.
Are you sure the baby's mine?
You look fat.
You should have fixed your makeup/hair before you did this.
I'm gonna go get a bear, call me when you're done.
Are you okay?
I can't wait till it's out, so we can have sex again.
I know what we should name the baby, you remember my ex Anna?
Are you done yet?
I think you're in labor.
2007-11-06 12:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me think
1.Why are making that face
2. why is your hair all wet
3. Can you go on a diet
4. whats that you yelling about I didn't do it
5. Are you in pain
6. I going to the bar with my buddies to watch football see ya
7. Here are the divorce papers you need to sign them
8. Did the milkman cause this
9. Its an alien coming out
10. anything mean to her while she deliverying your baby
How is that for a list
Guys if you ever do these she ought load up shoot gun and pull the trigger...SHE has every right too..
2007-11-06 07:48:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This actually happened to me....
One of your husband's buddies makes it into the labor room (don't know how he did, either) & asked..
"Ok, if my buddy here goes for a beer with me? Your gonna be ok for another couple of hours, ain't ya?"
Needless to say his butt made a quick exit...LOL!!! :o)
2007-11-06 08:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did that hurt?
Suck it up for the team
Stop it . we are not there yet
I am hungry . Can we stop here and get a doughnut?
Your water broke , huh?
2007-11-06 08:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is what my father told me, when I went into labour with my first child....
"No worries mate, it's just like getting a tooth pulled!"
2007-11-06 07:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
man you look ugly
how can you push something that big outta there
hunny it cant be that painful you should try getting kicked in the nuts
lol
2007-11-06 07:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good thing you decided to take the natural approach, huh?
2007-11-06 07:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by kRiS 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Can you hurry this process along woman!!!
2007-11-06 07:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does it hurt? If I had a vote for Best Answer, I'd vote for libbyami. Her answer is priceless!!! Plus she looks just like me! :o)
2007-11-06 07:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋