All categories - 30 October 2007

A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. He told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," in which a small knob is placed on the top of the head that can then be turned to tighten up the skin whenever a brand new facelift is needed. Naturally the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. She remained young looking and vibrant. But after fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years everything has been working just fine. I've turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes that just won't go away." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.." She said,
"Well then, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.

2007-10-30 03:01:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

h&r block tax services handed out early anticipation loans in nov.2006 and was to be repaid by end of feb2007

2007-10-30 03:01:36 · 4 answers · asked by kimberly p 1 in United States

what are the actions of someone truely sorry for hurting you as apposed to the actions of someone who got busted and now has to make things better? the old sorry or sorry they got caught dillema......what is the difference in their actions...

2007-10-30 03:01:36 · 14 answers · asked by suitablepenname 4 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-30 03:01:29 · 6 answers · asked by >.< 1 in Friends

Here's my example - when I was growing up my Mom would always bring me and my brother over to her best friend's house and we would go trick-or-treating with her kids, who we were friends with. My Mom and her friend would stay back to give out candy to the kids there, and her friend would always have Kenny Rogers playing. So when Halloween comes around, I do think of "Monster Mash", but I also think of "Lady". (Yikes...THAT'S scary!)

How about you? Are there any non-holiday songs that make you think of certain holidays?

2007-10-30 03:01:22 · 17 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-30 03:01:10 · 9 answers · asked by alexis christian 2 in Cancer

i know, being 18 in college right now seems like the perfect path for me right now! but a boyfriend of over a year now and with him being in the Airforce has made difficult to see each other like we use to. Don't get me wrong out relationship has been through a lot and we have made it threw all of them! I know how to be independent I'm practically on my own right now. I believe that if you have God in your life everything goes so much easier, and i do believe any marriage can work! My boyfriend and I want to move in together and a soon enough get married. I don't really have that much going on in my hometown. I'm finishing up my freshman year by December and would continue my education where every i go! What advice to you have for my situation? Move and get married?

2007-10-30 03:01:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I need two dollars for lunch money but I keep on loosing the other dollar.

2007-10-30 03:00:55 · 2 answers · asked by Sheede 3 in Economics

I'm 20 years old and have a job and love working.
My now ex bloke wanted a baby with me and i said no i have no intension of ever having a baby,maybe in years to come my views may change but right here right now i do not want kids.
I love my body and do not want to spoil it and right now i have no room in my life for a child i want to live a little and work.

So he told me to think again or it was over,
So i told him to get stuffed no one threatens me like that it was over.
He now sends me email saying how evil and cold i am because i put my job first and i should get pregnant the feeling of being a mother will change when i have one growing in me but i am evil not to even give it ago.
I replyed with the fact we have been together 3 months and how the hell is that long enough to know we will be together for ever i hardly know him and i have never told him i love him.

SO the question is in light of the above facts am i evil?

i think not but my sisters agree with him and say i am evil

2007-10-30 03:00:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-10-30 03:00:46 · 4 answers · asked by louisiana lover 3 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-10-30 03:00:36 · 7 answers · asked by gaviscon 4 in Astronomy & Space

TRUE STORY

I have just got back from Tesco's and I brought a poppy from an old dear selling them, she gave me the poppy and asked would i like a pin, yes please i said can you put it on there pointing to my coat.
Oh no sorry i cant because Health and Safety wont let me are we getting just a little bit silly when an old dear cant pin a poppy on an old man

2007-10-30 03:00:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

About how much would it cost to enclose my 720 square foot carport and make it into a small apartment? I live in Alabama.

2007-10-30 03:00:20 · 1 answers · asked by mdjgirl7 4 in Decorating & Remodeling

Our child support order was done 7yrs ago he wasn't making much, now he has his company and i dont know where to get information to take to child support office since he never reported the drastic change of income. The attorney generals office isn't much help and pretty much as long as he sends his $200 a month they're satisfied.

2007-10-30 03:00:17 · 7 answers · asked by linda 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-30 03:00:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-10-30 03:00:02 · 9 answers · asked by pepper 1 in Dogs

please,could someone answer it,i need it urgently

2007-10-30 02:59:48 · 4 answers · asked by +44 3 in History

2007-10-30 02:59:34 · 22 answers · asked by Holy Cow! 7 in Politics

I had someone telling me that during the cold war. I wonder if its still out there or if we have reinterpreted it.

2007-10-30 02:59:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-30 02:59:24 · 22 answers · asked by HamThugger 3 in Football (American)

Answer wisely

2007-10-30 02:59:24 · 22 answers · asked by staffybaby22 1 in Polls & Surveys

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN = BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER
DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES = THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY = IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT = IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER

2007-10-30 02:59:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

5x+16-x=-68

Tell whether the giving value of the variable is a solution of the equation.

2007-10-30 02:59:10 · 2 answers · asked by Sunnymorning 2 in Mathematics

I have a 5 month old lhaso apso pup, his hair is getting really long, and i wanted him to go to a groomers but wasnt sure how old he had to be?

2007-10-30 02:59:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Hi, a friend of mine has a tropical setup and is wanting to get a nicer cabinet to go with his 60 x 18h x 15w tank. He likes the look of the Juwel Rio 400 cabinet in dark wood and was wondering if this would be ok with his tank?

The rio cabinet is 20 inches wide and the tank 15" . The tank would be at the front of the cabinet so therefore would not be resting on the rear panel of the cabinet as the tank is 5inches less wide. Can anyone see any problems with this? Thanks for any replies.

2007-10-30 02:58:42 · 6 answers · asked by swolf1066 1 in Fish

It's been awhile since hearing of her luck in being adopted into the Warbucks clan.

2007-10-30 02:58:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell own them or Keep it to your self?



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2007-10-30 02:58:32 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

Just read this story and although I think the guy's a bit "odd" (bikes don't do it for me), is it really a crime worth ending up on the sex offender's register? Don't see who the victim was?

2007-10-30 02:58:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Seriously... men are far more logical and rational. Women always talk about empowerment and strength and being "equal" yet when things go wrong they blame MEN.

You'll almost NEVER hear a woman say: "Sorry that was MY fault".

So until women can take responsibility for their actions.. why should any man listen to them or take them seriously? After all.. NOTHING is ever THEIR fault anyway.

Thats why women should be in the house and leave men to take care of important things.

2007-10-30 02:58:06 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies