A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. He told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," in which a small knob is placed on the top of the head that can then be turned to tighten up the skin whenever a brand new facelift is needed. Naturally the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. She remained young looking and vibrant. But after fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years everything has been working just fine. I've turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes that just won't go away." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.." She said,
"Well then, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.
2007-10-30 03:01:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha thanks for sharing
What a screamer
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2007-10-30 07:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, after the fact, although a patient can sign the HIPPA forms naming people who are authorized. Now imagine if you were living as life partners without marriage, you would face the same thing. It depends on his legal status, power of attorney, and whether she is sole heir. You may have to just ask her for the updates.
2016-05-26 02:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-30 03:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny as hell...lol
Your about to give me a heart attack. If you already haven't.
2007-10-30 03:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by $~*Fearless*~$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 05:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this one the other day and laughed my head off, i just read it again now and laughed my head off again! have a star!
2007-10-30 03:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard i think i peed two drops. hahahaha
2007-10-30 03:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-30 03:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww, thats good hun
starred
2007-10-30 04:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2007-10-30 03:38:11 · answer #10 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent.
2007-10-30 03:06:37 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋