All categories - 30 October 2007

what you see
what you read
yourself
your actions
what you think

2007-10-30 00:15:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 00:15:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

Mr. Crabs could be the devil, Squidward could be Judas, and Patrick could be Peter....Any more Ideas?

2007-10-30 00:14:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Being that objectifying women is part of men's nature....
I'm a guy, and when I have a woman objectifying me, I love it. I find it annoying if it's a desperate woman or a desperate gay man, but it's still flattering.
I'm sure I'll receive many detailed responses, but in the end, my real question is: Does objectification necessarily lead to better treatment than non-objectification?

2007-10-30 00:14:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

I just heard on the WFAN that Joe Torroe is trying to take Grady Little's job as Dodgers manager. If this is true, Joe's true colors are coming out. Joe is desperate. He wants to manage but has been kicked out of Yankee Stadium, if you will.

This situation goes to prove that people, when desperate, will take your soul if you let them. Shame on Joe Torre if it is true that he's been talking to the Dodgers about taking Little's job. There's more than meets the eye in this world. The people we love (some of us WORSHIP) on tv, are really no better than the worst person in your list of foes.

I don't trust humans at all. I only trust God. Why do I feel this way? Life has taught me that God is the only One who can be trusted for there is NO LIE or DECEPTION in Him. I am very disappointed with the entire Yankee franchise. I think their cut throat attitude is the reason why so many baseball teams hate NYC.

Shame on you Joe Torre!! If you need a job, the NYC Department of Education can hire you as a sub teacher. Come on, Joe, you can talk to the kids about baseball all day. LOL.

2007-10-30 00:14:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-10-30 00:12:44 · 3 answers · asked by mikoy 1 in United Arab Emirates

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: M OUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. =============A woman, standing nude, looks in
the
>bedroom mirror and says to her > husband,> "I feel horrible, I look
fat and
>ugly. Pay me a compliment."> The husband replies, "Your eyesight's
damn
>near perfect."> He never heard the shot.> >

2007-10-30 00:12:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

to change electric cord on electric dryer.

2007-10-30 00:12:13 · 5 answers · asked by patricia h 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

For people hating Romo!
G QBrat Comp Att Pct. Yards Y/G Y/A TD Int.
2002 New England 16 85.7 373 601 62.1 3764 235.3 6.3 28 14

2007 Dallas 7 95.6 150 239 62.8 1984 283.4 8.3 16 9
Romo(projected) 16 95.6 343 546 62.8 4535 283.4 8.3 36 20

Now for anyone who wants to compare a QB, i think it's good to compare their first full season, and i'm sorry if your an idiot that made a comment that brady is a better QB than Romo, you must do research. You know when you look at the past you can tell where your going in the future, and that my friend doesn't make Brady a better qb, in fact maybe less productive, but less mistakes, and this season isn't over so. I really think your under estimating the Cowboys or just pure haters!

2007-10-30 00:12:04 · 20 answers · asked by nukem_thebomb 3 in Football (American)

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

2007-10-30 00:11:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-30 00:11:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

How do you feel knowing there's proof that the earth is 4.6 billions years old, objecting to the other age of the earth in the bible, and things like dinosaur fossils and monkeys deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) being 95%+ the same as Human DNA. Basicly the evidence of evolution,

I asked my religion teacher and he said an answer completely off the topic and not understandable

2007-10-30 00:11:46 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I hurt my back on Sunday, and couldn't move, I was crying and rang in sick. Yesterday got strong painkillers and a 2 week sick note, from docs.
Now I feel so guilty about work, I feel depressed about not being in work, even though I know I couldn't do the job in this state.

2007-10-30 00:11:31 · 27 answers · asked by !Lady Stormy! 5 in Other - News & Events

Why is it that when we cannot find the tv remote we refuse to walk up to the tv to turn it on? We spend 5 to 10 minutes trying to find the remote while at the same time...we could have turned the tv on and be sitting on couch. I know there are people out there that are guilty of this.

2007-10-30 00:10:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

2007-10-30 00:10:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

agree??

why??

2007-10-30 00:10:30 · 16 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have an old bicycle with a Sturmey-Archer gearhub and rod brakes. When I tried to get it serviced I was told that the rear wheel was too buckled to be of any use. How diffecult is it to replace the rim? I know you can still get Westwood rims (quite different from modern ones) but how difficult is it to change them over? Do I have to remove the spokes from the hub? I think that if I did have to, I might not be competant enough to do the job. Give me advice please. Thank you.

2007-10-30 00:10:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cycling

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

2007-10-30 00:10:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't mind answering Questions if I feel your sincere, but if your the negative type I would rather not answer....

Some are sincere enough to be seeking sincere answers.

2007-10-30 00:10:07 · 15 answers · asked by inteleyes 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-30 00:09:28 · 42 answers · asked by camorningsurfer 4 in Polls & Surveys

"The people I'm getting furious with are the women's liberationists. They keep getting on their soapboxes proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket."
- Anita Loos

"One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either."
- Charlotte Rampling.

2007-10-30 00:09:02 · 6 answers · asked by Rio Madeira 3 in Gender Studies

as we have seen christianity leads someone to peganism.we got lot of different bibbles.which bible denies that jesus is not god or son of god.or was there before all.or was there before father.which bible will jusus use to worship.use to seek help from GOD.JESUS HAS NO QUALITIES OF BEING GOD.dont coment if you dont know the bible please.

2007-10-30 00:08:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i have a drug test next week, and i want to know if going to the sauna and sweat alot there will clean me up, serious answers only please, i already know the "best way is to stop using drugs" phrase, and anyways i got it next week even if i stop it will still show up -_-

2007-10-30 00:08:09 · 14 answers · asked by SiR SmoKe a LoT 1 in Other - Health

hi. someone knows a software that can detect the position or the radio wave direction of a wlan access point if i am (i.e. my pc) in station mode and detect the position of station connected to me if i am in access point mode without use any gps module?

2007-10-30 00:07:23 · 4 answers · asked by alosco1983 1 in Computer Networking

2007-10-30 00:07:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

NunsSitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He
to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the
car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front
seats and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't
understand,
I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger
to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly... Twenty-two kilometers an hour!" the old woman says a bit
proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
that 22 was the highway number, Not the speed limit. A bit
embarrassed,
the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in
this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a
peep this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
Highway 189

2007-10-30 00:07:05 · 10 answers · asked by gangrekalve k 7 in Jokes & Riddles