John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
2007-10-30 00:10:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny,funny,funny.......
2007-10-30 03:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Cathyo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know John O'Reilly and his wife. I can testify (for I was there in the pub on that very very night) that this is not what was said... His actual toast was... "God Bless my wife, and all that sail in her"
2016-04-11 02:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me sides are breaking hahahahaha
2007-10-30 01:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
Star
2007-10-30 20:09:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, im laughing my head off! lol have a star!
2007-10-30 01:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats f&*kin hillarious
star 4u :)
2007-10-30 00:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it - LOL
2007-10-30 00:52:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one =)
2007-10-30 00:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋