Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: M OUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. =============A woman, standing nude, looks in
the
>bedroom mirror and says to her > husband,> "I feel horrible, I look
fat and
>ugly. Pay me a compliment."> The husband replies, "Your eyesight's
damn
>near perfect."> He never heard the shot.> >
2007-10-30 00:12:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-30 06:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 20:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:16:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats a cracker!!!
2007-10-30 01:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
also very good have a star!
2007-10-30 01:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one thanks for sharing. LOL
2007-10-30 00:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent thanks
2007-10-30 01:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋