All categories - 30 October 2007

Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?

Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you committed suicide?
A. Four times.

Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?

Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn’t pronunciate his words.

2007-10-30 00:53:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked,
"Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?"
The great chief replied, "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the woods; so I named him running-bear.
The morning your sister was born, the first sight I saw was a beautiful star, so I named her morning-star.
But why do you ask me such a question, two-dogs-f*ck*ng?"

2007-10-30 00:52:52 · 4 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Why did John the deciple of Jesus adress himself as the "The diciple whom Jesus loved."

I'am a learner and teacher of the bible. A friend of mine who is in a bible school asked me this question.

The basic answers are
Jesus told John to look after his mother.
John was leaning on jesus breast at the last supper.

Please can you give me answers with bible reference or answers which can be explained by logic.

PLEASE no stupid answers.

2007-10-30 00:52:49 · 21 answers · asked by illuminate 5 in Religion & Spirituality

And are u basing ur decision on appearence or taste?

2007-10-30 00:52:27 · 10 answers · asked by Mel 1 in Other - Food & Drink

so far nothing strange, other than my dog kept staring at the bedroom door for some odd reason the other night.

2007-10-30 00:52:13 · 5 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 00:51:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-6UkyRoGSs because I need somthing to draw nicely on but aIso want it to have internet and regular pc programs like microsoft word and internet explorer ect.

2007-10-30 00:51:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

do you just kinda freeze, or do you trace your steps backwards, or do you really rack your brains and try to think for your self once in a while?
or are you one of those crazy guys who thinks the bible has all the answers?

i am saying this because last night i saw someone on tv (some crappy documentery on some random channel that iv never even watched before) who says he strictly sticks to what the bible says no matter what.

2007-10-30 00:51:20 · 8 answers · asked by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I have 3 older brothers 18yrs, 18yrs, 17yrs. They still live at home and have finished school. But they have been really bad! They've been doing alot of things my parents always told us not to. Ons thing is smoking. One of my oldest brothers coughs really really hard! i mean seriously ! he's not even sick or anything but everytime he coughs the room practically vibrates! you know?.. Well my mum doesn't know that he's been smoking.. but she says he should go to a doctor to get his lungs checked but he won't. Do you think the smoking has done something to him?? What's wrong with him?What can i do? He won't listen to anyone!
thankyou for your time

2007-10-30 00:51:08 · 3 answers · asked by HAnnaH 2 in Family

I was diagnosed with type two diabetes about 6 months ago.
I've gotten on the medication metformin.
I have lost 40 pounds or so.
I am wondering if there is anything at all I can do about my skin condition of dry skin and also am concerned about the bad breath.

I brush my teeth a few times a day but it still stinks after a few hours. I get tired of brushing it out again. **sigh**

2007-10-30 00:50:53 · 9 answers · asked by FawneMine 3 in Diabetes

also, would you have killed anyone else?
Do you act on impuse?

2007-10-30 00:50:49 · 15 answers · asked by chelseyiscool 3 in Philosophy

is DL still alive in season 2?

2007-10-30 00:50:36 · 3 answers · asked by ASIANsoWHAT 2 in Other - Television

would you name them popular names that most babies/ people have like.. Daniel..
im just wondering cuz my name is Fritzie and its quite uncommon
(im Johan's girl)

2007-10-30 00:50:28 · 37 answers · asked by Johan 4 in Baby Names

Does anyone know who the royal in the 'blackmail plot' is? I know its not important, but its bugging me- not to mention I have a bet with my brother about it.

2007-10-30 00:49:57 · 2 answers · asked by sassedangel 2 in Celebrities

2007-10-30 00:49:46 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.dragtimes.com/images/7170-2005-Dodge-RAM%20SRT10.jpg

it does less than 10mpg but i don't care

it's faster than any hybrid

its an dodge ram srt10 (2006)

2007-10-30 00:49:44 · 15 answers · asked by John 1 in Dodge

2007-10-30 00:49:35 · 9 answers · asked by Roddy 3 in History

2007-10-30 00:49:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 00:49:30 · 7 answers · asked by Its me! 2 in Cooking & Recipes

* type a number with decimal places, display rounded number and the truncated number

* display ascii code for any given character

* yearspan - reads in a date of birth and displays the persons age.

2007-10-30 00:49:17 · 1 answers · asked by 3~`) 2 in Programming & Design

2007-10-30 00:49:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Would you let your daughter date a gay guy?

2007-10-30 00:48:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Does this symbolize in some small way the difference between the broadcasting mediums? One, a demagogue with a big mouth and a one way conversation to its listeners, the other offering reporting on interesting topics of the day...

2007-10-30 00:47:57 · 13 answers · asked by alphabetsoup2 5 in Politics

and heating my up stairs neighbours house they always boast that they really don't need to heat there rooms how do i keep the heat in my flat

2007-10-30 00:47:48 · 12 answers · asked by Mea 5 in Maintenance & Repairs

What is the error in the uploading of video? I am unable to understand.

2007-10-30 00:47:35 · 1 answers · asked by Vineet Singh 2 in Other - Computers

2007-10-30 00:47:31 · 4 answers · asked by Shel 1 in Photography

Colts. Patriots. Nothing else needs said........

What are your thoughts?

2007-10-30 00:47:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I'm not religious but i do accept that jesus lived and may have said somethings that could help guide people to a better way of life.
But as far as we know he didn't write anything down. Everything about him was written at a later date by other people. And these writtings were edited by men in powerful positions. And even today we know these politicion / government types have there own agenda's and can't be trusted.So no one can really say they know anything about jesus.
So would it not be better to put the bibles down and find out what he really believed before basing a religion on him?
The vatican could start by opening it's library and funding archeological digs all over the holy land.

2007-10-30 00:47:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality