2007-10-30 00:49:46 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll pick you up in my strong and vital arms...being careful not to rumple that really hot maid's outfit you're wearing as a Halloween Costume...
("What's this?!? No underwear?!? Well...I'll pretend I didn't notice...)
...and carry you across the threshold...throwing the entire bowl of candy outside in an explosion of miniature snicker's bars and carmel apples, and then slamming the door in the face of the other trick or treaters running up behind you...
And that's when you get your "treat..." And believe you me...I got all the "tricks" we can both handle up my Dracula Costume sleeve..."Good Eve-A-Ning, Amy...So nice of you to drop by..." (staring lustfully at your beautiful throat now with glassy bloodshot eyes, and displaying my Vampire Fangs...
When the house is a' rockin' on Halloween, kids...
Don't bother a' knockin'...
'Cause Damn Laid Back and Amy are "witchin' it up" the ole' broomstick, if ya' know what I mean...(wink)
2007-10-30 03:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will be passing out chocolate...you can have some of that! But HIS tricks and treats are already spoken for...and possibly HIS next century as well...no need to apply!!! LOL =D
2007-10-30 06:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If i could trick you into coming into my house you would be treated very well.
2007-11-01 17:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite frankly , given what my Sweetheart has told me about what is in that costume, you'd better come right in young lady, we have a whole truckload of treats.....and a couple of tricks.....
2007-10-30 18:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by sleepy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i could supply them the two rocks... 'Cos any presidential candidate dropping their time on trick-or-manage and not on their campaign could be a downright ineffective piece of s?i?, and does no longer deserve a minute simply by fact the president of the united statesA. ;] ??
2016-10-03 00:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pop Rocks and a Diet Coke.
2007-11-01 16:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Habanera 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well seeing as you will have others with you including kids, i do not think i could give you that treat right there, but perhaps you could come back later on in the evening and i could give you your own personal treat. lol.
2007-10-30 03:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Last time I gave this type of answer on P&S it got deleted so to save them the trouble I plead the fifth.
2007-10-30 08:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All my treating is spoken for by HER looks down and my tricky tooo.
Sorry apply again next century..
2007-10-30 05:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will not only be coming at the door, but coming inside, and than comin in the bedroom
MO
2007-10-30 03:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by MOs fishin 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋