Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?
Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you committed suicide?
A. Four times.
Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?
Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn’t pronunciate his words.
2007-10-30 00:53:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) keep them coming!
2007-10-30 02:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. The first one takes the cake
2007-10-30 08:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and I am sure very true too.
2007-10-30 07:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!
good one!!
2007-10-30 08:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋