In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
2007-10-30 00:11:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus....Im cracking up...save me...hahahahahahaha
2007-10-30 01:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 20:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1
2017-03-01 01:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a mixture of pharma and humour: a cocktail, a highball and a stiff one, all in one! lifts up the spirits!
2007-10-30 00:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one.!!!
I liked it so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-10-30 06:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like it have a star!
2007-10-30 01:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
!@#$%^&*() hillarious. I'll forward it to Grandma!
2007-10-30 00:25:52 · answer #8 · answered by canadaguy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
more than ½ funny......lol lol....av a star
2007-10-30 00:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
{the generic name for viagra is sildenafil}
2007-10-30 00:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Peppers_Ghost 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋