1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
2007-10-30 00:10:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hermy:I can never bypass the 1000 characters rule.They copu and paste but from word or notepad it just dont work.And they from my in box originaly,of course I can't make this up!!Anyone who knows how to fit a bigger text in this small box,please let me know,thanx,P.
2007-10-30 05:43:12 · update #1
Really funny! My favourite were no. 3 and 6,
and no. 13, but if you had put each point on a separate line (instead of one big paragraph), maybe I would have noticed the missing no. 9.
2007-10-30 00:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
less complicated circumstances for optimistic. i'm getting so irritate at this new technologies sometimes. each time it variety of feels you may desire to hook something up there are a majority of those wires. The back of my television feels like that's very own cable company. My husband has plenty coax around the living house, I in basic terms shop throwing the surplus in his closet. you have your telephone jack, then your line to your outlet. Then we had to purchase a corded telephone for while the electrical energy is going out..geez i think of a good number of this new stuff has made us lazy, in spite of the certainty that no longer having to upward push as much as replace the channel on the television made a superb variety of human beings happy. we are able to order issues on-line so we don't could desire to definitely walk right into a dept save. We even have approximately 8 remotes around right here that i've got not got any thought which works to what television. we've 3 tvs interior the living house, 2 pcs. i could desire to stay without my dishwasher if i wanted to, yet i do no longer choose to, and you may't make me. lol
2016-10-14 08:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute, but the modern age seems to go hand in hand with laziness, calling in the house, when your in the driveway to see if someone will help carry in the groceries...or even not so much as lazy as dependent and easily influenced. You could add on to the list, REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY OPENED UP THE BOOK OF THE DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP A WORD, OR LOOKED IN THE ALMANAC OR GLOSSARY BOOKS TO FIND INFORMATION FOR A PAPER AND TO PIGGY BACK ON THAT< REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD TO GO TO THE LIBRARY AND RENT LIBRARY MATERIALS TO WRITE A RESEARCH PAPER? Now all we do is use electronic resources and online dictionaries. ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER ANALOG watches?
2007-10-30 00:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tamara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aahh Panos u did it again! Thanks! I have seen similar lists but this one is much funnier. (I feel totally guilty for number 5).
14. You spend your time reducing full sentances to a few letters or symbols : U spnd ur tm rduc'n ful sntnc's 2 ltrs/smbls
2007-10-30 00:21:15 · answer #4 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-30 00:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those were all exactly true! glad to know im not the only one who does that! lol have a star!
2007-10-30 02:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
Brilliant.
2007-10-30 20:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, But scarily true!
2007-10-30 00:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by We can live like Jack & Sally 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like it =]
Really good
2007-10-30 00:14:13 · answer #10 · answered by Hanarr x] 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋