Mr. Crabs could be the devil, Squidward could be Judas, and Patrick could be Peter....Any more Ideas?
2007-10-30 00:14:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like the one who calls me an idiot and then signs off "With Love in Christ" lol...
I use absurdity to illistrate the absurd.. I find Bible-God to be as credible a God figure as Sponge Bob, I am seeing who can agree with this...
2007-10-30 00:30:59 · update #1
Yes he would make a better God, and would soak up more money too.
2007-10-30 00:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah..I have an idea...stand in front of a mirror and repeat to yourself over and over...Spongebob is not real. Spongebob is a charector created by Stephen Hillenburg. Spongebob is obnoxious. The Bible-God that you are mocking...well, He assigned you all you are...why don't you use it for a better purpose than scoffing with such idiocy? Love in Christ, ~J~
2007-10-30 07:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It might be fun for little while but there is too may ifs.
God's Word is solid. It stays forever. Keeps the promises. It might not be fun and it might sound fair, but that is how it is. That is how the cookie crumbles. : )
2007-10-30 07:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, there's being witty, and then there's showing your maturity level. Have fun with your cartoons, lemme know when you're able to come up with a good punch line.
2007-10-30 07:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sam T 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
you mean he isn't god?
my son would be disappointed, he worships Sponge bob
2007-10-30 07:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I thought they all retired with offshore accounts.
2007-10-30 07:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suddenly have a craving for baby back ribs......
2007-10-30 07:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey look they have tons in common already, they are both fake!
actually SBSP has a human voice track, thus you could argue that spongebob squarepants is more real than god!
2007-10-30 07:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by AlCapone 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
you made me understand the bible more and more
those demons that entered the pigs is you?
Matthew 8
28And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way.
29And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?
30And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.
31So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.
32And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.
2007-10-30 07:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by jesussaves 7 · 1⤊ 6⤋
Yes he would
2007-10-30 07:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋