NunsSitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He
to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the
car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front
seats and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't
understand,
I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger
to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly... Twenty-two kilometers an hour!" the old woman says a bit
proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
that 22 was the highway number, Not the speed limit. A bit
embarrassed,
the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in
this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a
peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
Highway 189
2007-10-30 00:07:05 · 10 answers · asked by gangrekalve k 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha too good !!
lmao!!
a star for u
2007-10-30 00:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GR8 guns -ace- neat stuff........life is like this too..........
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big t.i.t.s. When I was 16, I dated a girl with big t.i.t.s, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big t.i.t.s.
2007-10-30 00:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! I actually laughed out loud (people are looking at me funny) ;)
2007-10-30 00:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-10-30 00:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by rendezvous_rama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ....very funny.I asked you were did you get this stuff from.Too good keep doing.
2007-10-30 03:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Joke and amusing formation of yours. Take care while on the highway no jokes please.
2007-10-30 06:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by Buzzzbe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loolll
2007-10-30 00:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so strange.
2007-10-30 00:29:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao haha
starred :)
2007-10-30 00:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋