All categories - 30 October 2007

It's going to be a huge shower. She's registered 2 places. What did you get that you really liked?

2007-10-30 03:31:48 · 20 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Pregnancy

Please star if you liked this one. Thx.
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston .

After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to
sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check
out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them bill for $350.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He
tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350.


When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists
on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center
that were available for the husband and wife to use.

But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here,
and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain
they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las
Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies,

"But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees
to pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But Sir," he
says, this check is only made out for $50."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping
with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have.

2007-10-30 03:31:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 03:31:33 · 4 answers · asked by alw0322 1 in Mathematics

we saved him when he was still a puppy from animal welfare

he is extremely terotorial and barks at every dog that comes close

he is very friendly but jumps on everybody

and he doesnt listen

any suggestions

thanx

2007-10-30 03:31:30 · 6 answers · asked by lucyinthesky5473 1 in Dogs

..... do you have any costume suggestions I could pass along?

2007-10-30 03:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 03:31:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I need to buy shoes for a wedding a year away, but I'm 30 wks prg and my feet are a whole size bigger than they used to be. If this happened to you before, did your feet go back to normal, or did they never get back as small as they were? And how long did it take?

thanks!

2007-10-30 03:31:13 · 18 answers · asked by Jane Magnolia 2 in Pregnancy

I know we all live in different parts of the US, even the world. What if we had a P&S gettogether somewhere in middle america, like right in the middle of everyone. What do you all think? Star if you like it.

2007-10-30 03:31:11 · 33 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 03:31:11 · 4 answers · asked by JL 2 in Biology

Do you want them to persue Mike Lowell?

2007-10-30 03:31:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Feeble minded and rather forgetful was the definition of the man I saw. What was his wife thinking when she encouraged him to run?

2007-10-30 03:31:01 · 9 answers · asked by alphabetsoup2 5 in Politics

2007-10-30 03:30:57 · 9 answers · asked by sarah_none40 1 in Dogs

My husband works for a junk removal service, mostly estate clean ups. He came home with some antique items he thought might be worth something, including a set of Norman Rockwell lithiographs on plates. A set of 4, printed in the 70's and numbered. Any idea on value...even a ballpark guess. Thinking about putting them on ebay but don't want to waste my time.

2007-10-30 03:30:55 · 5 answers · asked by hawaiiangidget 2 in Painting

The football section has turned from legitimate questions and answers to Colts and Patriots Romper Room.

Hopefully this weekends game will put an end to 1 of the teams bickering.

2007-10-30 03:30:54 · 11 answers · asked by fmagellan74 5 in Football (American)

I have severe post termatic stress disorder and also have severe anxiety. I am now on prozac not sure if it is working I defenently know that it isn't working on the anxiety and panic attacks. The anxiety seems to thowing me into more depression what can I do about it. It is destroying my life!!

2007-10-30 03:30:41 · 12 answers · asked by krispix 2 in Mental Health

.....can you tell me why he wasnt allowed in dugout this past season?? I forget!.....Hes a great guy, i have several autographs from him...and he let me try on his world series ring......Just a nice guy.....I wish all athletes had his character.

2007-10-30 03:30:35 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Baseball

2007-10-30 03:30:25 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

who likes kennedy

2007-10-30 03:30:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

My friend is a catholic who is married to a Jewish person, I'm sick of sending her a card and she never sends me any her excuse is that her husband is Jewish, is this correct.

2007-10-30 03:30:06 · 12 answers · asked by sunflower 2 in Christmas

2007-10-30 03:29:57 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

After reading and understanding both the Big Bang Theory and the Theory of Evolution, can you really take the Bible seriously?

2007-10-30 03:29:49 · 38 answers · asked by pamphlet_one 2 in Religion & Spirituality

For you, your children/family from ebay or charity shops. I do when I can't find any at a reasonable price in the shops and my sister was disgusted, surely as long as you wash them it's ok, isn't it

2007-10-30 03:29:31 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2007-10-30 03:29:30 · 5 answers · asked by Jeancommunicates 7 in Other - Politics & Government

Linda Blair's make up?
The Demon Face?
The Demonic Voices and Sound Efx?
The fear that you might become possessed also?

2007-10-30 03:29:29 · 14 answers · asked by Ernesto G 1 in Movies

Thanks to all your answers. Have a great day!

2007-10-30 03:29:28 · 12 answers · asked by Third P 6 in Philosophy

2007-10-30 03:29:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

May I take your order?

2007-10-30 03:29:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM , all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity

2007-10-30 03:29:13 · 15 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

What would your logo be? and What players would be on this team? 10 points to the most creative answer!

2007-10-30 03:29:02 · 13 answers · asked by casagarber 2 in Baseball

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

2007-10-30 03:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens