It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM , all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity
2007-10-30 03:29:13 · 15 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LS in case you have failed to notice this is a Jokes and Riddles place - Its supposed to be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-30 03:45:58 · update #1
Ignore LS Brian. I like your joke and so does most people looking at their answers. Thanks for another good one.
2007-10-30 06:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This is the worst joke i have heard in my life. You can joke about anything and religios joke can be funny but this is just wrong man. This is type of thinking is why there will never be peace on earth. I gave a thumbs down for everyone that laughed and i`m reporting this question. This will be the first one i have reported since joining YA. I realy hope you grow a brain and some compation one day.
2007-10-30 14:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Very funny, but might be offensive to some people though.
I love it and I dont think I'd take offence if I was a moslem, but I'd understand if anyone does.
These issues can be very sensitive.
Anyway, let me not bore you all with any speeches. Lets enjoy ourselves.
2007-10-30 11:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I agree with linkin , I am a muslim too .. U better make fun of other cold blooded nations , as for us , we care for our religion ...
Careful now , or u might not be pleased with the number of jokes we can tell about all other religions ... but thankfully , this is forbidden .... I might just end up ignoring that , that won't be my first or last sin anyway ....
(those who live in glass houses , shouldn't be throwing stones at people , right ? )
Cheers
2007-10-30 11:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Funny!
2007-10-31 00:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hehe great brian
2007-10-30 13:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is utterly hilarious - cheers for sharing!
2007-10-30 11:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 12:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
omg that was hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
2007-10-30 10:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
great! love it, sign me up for the parade!!!!
2007-10-30 12:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋