All categories - 30 October 2007

I'm going to New York next week and just wondered what the various options where. Is there a direct train or is taxi the only way?

2007-10-30 03:25:41 · 6 answers · asked by yahnyinlondon 3 in New York City

guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my finance is still a virgin - in every way"

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies, ..."Look at this, still in the CRATE!"

2007-10-30 03:25:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-10-30 03:25:18 · 3 answers · asked by smooches 1 in Mathematics

Hello everyone. I am currently 22 yrs old and pregnant with my first baby=] Besides not getting enough sleep and having a bigger budget, what else will happen (something life-changing) after my son comes? Also after I have him I'd like to get on birth control for a while (pills) until I'm ready to conceive again. How long does it take for bc to get out of your system and for me to have a normal period? In other words after I stop taking the pill how long do I have to wait until I can conceive again? Thanks so much for answering!

25 wks & 6 days pregnant w/ baby #1

2007-10-30 03:25:11 · 11 answers · asked by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷAℓεx & Aаяöи have my ♥ 5 in Pregnancy

2007-10-30 03:25:01 · 11 answers · asked by Kathie 4 in Words & Wordplay

2007-10-30 03:25:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

In the movies, and in real life I hear of this a lot.

2007-10-30 03:24:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-10-30 03:24:35 · 17 answers · asked by Pumpkin 2 in Singles & Dating

hey everyone :) well im 15 and me and my family are moving houses shortly - not too far away still in the same suburb. So of course i was going threw all my stuff chucking things out, have you's ever chucked something out then later on wishes you hadnt?

also does anyone have any tips/tricks on making moving as easy as possible - with packing, cleaning, moving ect?

thanks!

2007-10-30 03:24:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Before I get too busy may I wish you all a Cool Halloween ? There is magic in the air so make a nice wish for yourself ! Have a wonderful Halloween !

2007-10-30 03:24:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

2007-10-30 03:24:01 · 17 answers · asked by Theophilus 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I don't understand about this Country, People we are not black ok. I just wish us African-Americans stop saying we are black and plus we are not African-American either because Africa is not a country. We come in diffrent shades of "Brown" not Black. So how are skin tone is Black? Yes, Some of us do have skin tone that look almost black but it's not!

I hate that word "Black" and "African-American"! I say we are mix race or "Brown people"

2007-10-30 03:24:00 · 15 answers · asked by Kelis Jordan 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I'm 19, and have known I was pregnant for about three months. I finally got the nerve to tell my boyfriend of three years, and he's been very supportive - he wants to get married, find a second job, etc etc. My biggest fear is telling my mom. My dad died last year, and we're still getting over that, and I'm afraid she may use my dad as a way to "vent". I've read that you can write her a letter, have a friend of hers tell her, but I don't know any of her friends, and my family doesn't particularly like me because my boyfriend is half Native American (but looks Mexican) and half white. They feel very strongly about anglos being with anglos.. My mom and I also both work for DPD, and we both know the same people, and I'm afraid she may go and complain to them, which may provoke me to give up my $12.35/hour job that I will REALLY need. I'm also going to school full-time, do I have to give it up? I'm so lost - what do I do?

2007-10-30 03:23:53 · 20 answers · asked by heartagrammusic 1 in Adolescent

lets say using limewire

2007-10-30 03:23:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

Hi
my computer is showing this in startup. how can i delete it
windows cannot find 'c:\windows\system32\printer.exe'. make sure you typed the name correctly, and then try again, to search for a file, click the start button, and then click search.

how can i trouble shoot it.............
thanks
siva

2007-10-30 03:23:50 · 5 answers · asked by siva 1 in Software

2007-10-30 03:23:43 · 44 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-30 03:23:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what the?

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2007-10-30 03:23:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Can't they get their own holiday?

2007-10-30 03:23:28 · 4 answers · asked by Missouri Focus 2 in Other - Holidays

Does he think we are going top become some militant state that owns the whole world? Does he care about how Iran is going to strike back? Does he even think about how the American people are going to revolt? Is he Cheney's secret lover? Where will this country be if he starts a war before he leaves office? Does anyone think this is all a ploy to increase oil prices and line their pockets(not to mention Haliburton)? Where and why did this neo-conservatism come from? Aren't these guys just scared cowards that don't know how to talk to people? How come we threw out the original plan on how to occupy Iraq? Isn't Iran 1000x more equipped and organized than Iraq? Why should we stop other countries from getting nuclear? Do you think the Iranians are so stupid to commit country suicide? Don't you think that if they bombed Israel or anywhere else that their state and their entire belief system would be possibly wiped away? Doesn't anyone remember why the Middle East hates us from our CIA strike

2007-10-30 03:23:06 · 6 answers · asked by doublea1126 1 in Current Events

I am a young professional with a 10 year old son. We are interested in living in downtown Cleveland. We love to watch the Cavs, Indians, and Browns and really want to be in the middle of all the excitement. I am curious if there are any children living downtown. I would send him to a private school, so the public school system will not be an issue for us. Someone answered a previous question of mine and blatantly stated that kids don't live downtown. Is this true?

2007-10-30 03:23:02 · 4 answers · asked by lori a 1 in Cleveland

From the time I was 11, up until I turned 23, I was very very overweight. I have only had one "boyfriend" growing up and I use that term loosely because I later found out that he cheating on me and using me. The majority of guys that I met were very mean to me because of how I looked. I'll confess that for a long time I had very low self esteem and suffered from depression. Since then I have lost about 95% of my excess weight and all of a sudden men that I meet are interested in me and hit on me. The problem is that now I have no desire to date anyone or get married. My family does not understand this and they keep pushing me to settle down with someone when in reality I'd much rather be alone. I don't want to get hurt if I should gain back my weight and I feel that if I'm not loved for who I am on the inside, I'd rather not be loved at all. I have asked them to stop but my cousin especially insists on trying to hook me up and she makes comments about me being single. What should I do?

2007-10-30 03:22:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

well my friends have told me that when a guy plays with his belt he is thinking about sex with the girl he's with... just wondering if its true lol? x

thanks x

2007-10-30 03:22:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Here's my question:
If a white person says the he/she has black friends and is not racist, black people hate this, and immediately think that you ARE racist, and you are lying or something.
This is something that most white people don't understand about you. When we say this, we are merely pointing out proof that we are NOT racist and don't care what color you are, otherwise we wouldn't be friends.
Do you understand this about us? Why is this so misunderstood between black & white people?
Please no stupid or racially provoked answers.
-Thnx

2007-10-30 03:22:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

1. God LOVES you and offers a wonderful PLAN for your life.

"God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life" John 3:16.

Why is it that people are not experiencing the abundant life?

2. Man is SINFUL and SEPARATED from God. Therefore, he cannot know and experience God's love and plan for his life.

Man Is Sinful
"All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" Romans 3:23.

3. Jesus Christ is God's ONLY provision for man's sin. Through Him you can know and experience God's love and plan for your life.

"God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us" Romans 5:8.

4. We must individually RECEIVE Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord; then we can know and experience God's love and plan for our lives.

"As many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name" John 1:12

2007-10-30 03:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by Theophilus 2 in Religion & Spirituality

why should we read books

2007-10-30 03:22:13 · 6 answers · asked by podimatathil 1 in Homework Help

2007-10-30 03:22:12 · 6 answers · asked by ameeker 3 in Korea

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So that's what Rich did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

2007-10-30 03:22:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens