All categories - 22 October 2007

As long as you say yes you are a great mate. the minute you say no you are all the bad names that can be thought up.
We owned a shop for 4 years and stupidly gave people credit. when we could no longer afford to do so we were evil.. As long as you say yes you are wonderful. Valuable lesson in that

2007-10-22 23:40:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please state your faith first:

1. If an infant dies (without being baptized) where will it go for the eternities?

2. Can people who never become a member of your faith go to heaven?

3. What does someone need to do to go to heaven?

2007-10-22 23:39:55 · 20 answers · asked by Ender 6 in Religion & Spirituality

What is the baking process cutting in? How would you demonstrate that?

Thanks in advance...

2007-10-22 23:39:47 · 4 answers · asked by Menz 1 in Cooking & Recipes

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12 pack. With a sigh
and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

2007-10-22 23:39:28 · 12 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

no

2007-10-22 23:39:17 · 16 answers · asked by princeegal_naznee 1 in Baby Names

2007-10-22 23:39:07 · 9 answers · asked by Diane 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Do you know why women are called housekeepers?..... After the divorce they keep the house.

Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

Men are like bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like department stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like government bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

2007-10-22 23:37:23 · 30 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

how many?

explain?

2007-10-22 23:36:49 · 29 answers · asked by Party Boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Genesis 6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

2007-10-22 23:36:46 · 10 answers · asked by Darrol P 4 in Religion & Spirituality

referendum or not..our dear old currency is worthless .

2007-10-22 23:36:00 · 10 answers · asked by steven e 7 in Elections

here is an idea how to fight these wildfires: National Guard oh wait they are all over in Iraq its time like these we need our military at home instead of fighting wars that are unconstitutional and for no good cause. So here is my question do you think that our military should be home taking care of its own people and defending our borders instead of fighting a stupid war? I am not saying i do not support our troops i just dont support the "war on oil"

2007-10-22 23:34:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I am very much in love with my boyfriend of 7 months & I do believe that he is in love with me too. We get on incredibly well, have an excellent sex life, rarely argue BUT he is incredibly selfish. He is absolutely unable to put anyone before himself. I was feeling poorly last night & he has not thought to call or text me this AM to see how I am feeling & he won’t remember that I had felt ill because he will be consumed with his day & telling me about it. I will go to his house on a Friday evening for the weekend & he will not have brought any shopping not even milk for a cup of tea. We have spoken about it & he is aware of what he is like & says its because he has been on his own for a long time (this is true he has not been in a serious relationship for years) & not used to thinking of someone else but that he loves me & is committed to making it work. He can be incredibly romantic & is sweet and affectionate. But its getting me down, how can I handle this? I dont want to lose him.

2007-10-22 23:34:44 · 19 answers · asked by Nj 2 in Singles & Dating

sunday night i was pissed out my face kicked a lampost and have broken a bone in my foot. i no yes im stupid. but when i go to the hospital and they ask what happend and i dont want to say i kicked a lampost because of all that stareing at you like your wasteing there time. what can i say happend? somethink that would inflict the same kind of damage from kicking a lampost?

2007-10-22 23:34:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

2007-10-22 23:34:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Xbox

Sorry English, but you should have trusted in Fernando Alonso... instead of Hamilton.
now you lost the championship. When Alonso leaves Mclaren, we will see if Hamilton is so good as you say...

you have learned a lesson. Good luck next time.

2007-10-22 23:34:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Formula One

Hello there I am 16 years old and I have had some bad back pain at one point for about a day or two I really couldn't move I had to like lie down on the floor and not move. Now when for example we play a card game and I deal after about 20 minutes I get lower back pain like a tighten pain. My parents said that it has been to my overweight which I gained alot of weight quickly I have recently lost 25lbs and moved down to 235lbs from 255lbs. Back pain does run in my family. But I am 16 years old and I should not be having any back pain right? What can be causes this and is it serious?

Thank you very much.

2007-10-22 23:34:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

i.e. happier.

No matter how hard I try I can't actually feel upset. I sometimes feel a bit guilty because I don't feel upset, and I sometimes feel a little uncertain (not very) about whether it's right just to let a 17 year relationship end even if it was hell towards the end. But then I think well if it weren't the right thing to do I'd be feeling more upset so I must be doing the right thing.

So I'm just wondering if anyone else has felt like this and whether I'll feel any differently after a few weeks. (It's only been 10 days)?

2007-10-22 23:33:55 · 22 answers · asked by Louise H 3 in Marriage & Divorce

Hi all,

Please help!!!

For a girl we have managed to decide on the name....

Emilie Grace

For a boy we unsure a little - we both like Jacob and my boyfriend picked Samuel which I like too.

However he HATES all my suggestions of middle names such as ...

Samuel Thomas
Samuel James
Samuel William
Jacob Thomas
Jacob William
Jacob James

I have even suggested Samuel Jacob and Jacob Samuel which he has dismissed as he says we could go on to have another boy later on and wouldn't be able to chose them names.

His reasons for not liking middle names is because they members of my family and he says he doesn't want to name our son after family relatives.

William was my grandfathers name and is my surname - not married to boyfriend yet but will be doing.

James is nephews name and Thomas is my brothers name which I have always lilked.

Can you suggest anything - I think Samuel Jacob and Jacob Samuel are lovely but he not budging!

He such a pain!

Lx

2007-10-22 23:33:49 · 28 answers · asked by SunshineApple 6 in Baby Names

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11.Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry.
16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
25. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
29.Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

2007-10-22 23:33:47 · 9 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am in India, its cool and raining a bit here. The monsoon just checked in!

2007-10-22 23:33:46 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

2007-10-22 23:33:13 · 14 answers · asked by Lucy M 2 in Religion & Spirituality

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas
season.

This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capital.

There was no problem, however, finding enough a asses to fill the stable.

2007-10-22 23:31:56 · 14 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

People are extremely closed minded about these kinds of subjects. In fact, by reading the question you may have assumed that I am some sort of white supremacist or anti-semite. I am not.

I admire certain things about Adolf Hitler. He had a rough life and worked very hard to get to be the ruler of a great nation. He was an outstanding soldier during World War I and almost won World War II. He was an intelligent, educated man. I do not agree with his anti-semitism and hatred towards Jews, and how he had innocent people slaughtered.

Think about it abstractly. To call me a racist makes you prejudice. Does anyone agree with me? I admire him for his positive aspects--not the bad things he's done.

2007-10-22 23:31:48 · 12 answers · asked by Jean-Francois 5 in Psychology

im bored out of my mind im ganna die and i still have 2 1/2 more hours

2007-10-22 23:31:42 · 8 answers · asked by Christa_420 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:31:34 · 3 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Genealogy

2007-10-22 23:31:18 · 10 answers · asked by Macy 2 in Senior Citizens

2007-10-22 23:30:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-10-22 23:29:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just went out on a date with this guy to the movies and this is his first impression:

PROS: good looking, good physique, funny, laid back, tall, friendly, talkative, likes to take things slowly

CONS: smokes, cusses a lot, he may secretly love my younger cousin, always commenting on how pretty this girl is, gets excited when he sees a half naked woman on screen (this was when we were watching the movie)

the last two cons, i hated because it made me feel like i had to measure up to these "perfect" girls, or that if we ever got to that point of being serious, i may have to put up with his eyes checking out every girl who was hotter than me and maybe even cheating behind my back

so what do you think? i just want your opinion if you think i should waste my time on this guy. i know you can't exactly judge from the first meeting because i don't know this guy entirely yet, but c'mon! if i was a guy goin' on a date, first impressions are important and you gotta make sure you do it right!

2007-10-22 23:29:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

(1.) Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
(2.) A day without sunshine is like, night.
(3.) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
(4.) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
(5.) 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
(6.) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
(7.) Honk if you love peace and quiet.
(8.) Remember, half the people you know are below average.
(9.) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
(10.) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
(11.) The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
(12.) I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
(13.) Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
(14.) Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
(15.) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(16.) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
(17.) Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
(18.) Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
(19.) If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
(20.) How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
(21.) OK, so what's the speed of dark?
(22.) How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
(23.) When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(24.) Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
(25.) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
(26.) I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
(27.) I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
(28.) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(29.) Smile, it gives your mouth somthing to do.

2007-10-22 23:28:20 · 7 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles