Do you know why women are called housekeepers?..... After the divorce they keep the house.
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Men are like bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like department stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like government bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
2007-10-22 23:37:23 · 30 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
must be tuesday -- pick on blokes day
ha ha ha starred
2007-10-23 05:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wow, Sparkle, sounds like you have some bitter feelings to work out. Some of these jokes were originally written for women, not men. They were recycled and changed into men bashing jokes. Example
Women are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.
2007-10-22 23:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two men walk into a bar. Ouch! And: What's a penguins favourite type of footwear? Flipper Floppers.
2016-05-25 00:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y r u taking a dig at we men
But anyways they were nice
Good!
I actually read it by replacing 'men' with 'women'
2007-10-22 23:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Kumara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 10!
2007-10-22 23:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
some of them are really good only because there slagging men off
2007-10-23 05:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by sarah g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny - Love It
2007-10-22 23:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The poor guys. That's a bit harsh. lol
2007-10-23 00:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hm mm anti men today who didn't keep you satisfied then xxxx lol xx only joking babes xxx
2007-10-23 01:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...well done...I like them and I will be using them against my boyfriend in the not too distant future!
2007-10-22 23:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by kchick8080 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha, and not a bit of bitterness, lol
2007-10-22 23:43:26 · answer #11 · answered by thrag 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋