WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12 pack. With a sigh
and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
2007-10-22 23:39:28 · 12 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i never heard such a funny joke in my life,
i was scared he will say ten times, but its so funny,
thanks for sharing.
2007-10-22 23:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one for married men is just a single condom. And it never gets used.
2016-05-25 00:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I am at work and HAD to share it! When one of my male co-workers walked off sulking... he said it's not that funny because it is true! (LOL.... just adds to the funny!) Thanks for the joke! Have a star!!!!!
2007-10-22 23:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by think about that~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every bit sad as funny
2007-10-23 00:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-10-22 23:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the packets of one for those old men to remember when they could do it.
2007-10-22 23:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you :) I needed the laugh :) This is a newie for me :)
have a star :)
2007-10-22 23:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, thats a good one!
2007-10-22 23:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mum 2 Boys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that is sooo funny
2007-10-23 07:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by dontmesswithheather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..that's great!!
2007-10-23 00:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋