All categories - 22 October 2007

2007-10-22 23:16:52 · 6 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Other - Music

These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

2007-10-22 23:16:47 · 4 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

.......And Edit Yor Question And Answers.

Do you also go back to check how many Thumbs Up you got?

I do.

2007-10-22 23:16:43 · 23 answers · asked by Smiley Heart 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:16:41 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:16:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I was asked this question awhile back and i really did not have a concrete answer. I just want to know how the majority would respond. You know you have bills to pay, no man to help with the kids, no food in the fridge, no car, the lights are about to be cut off; would you pursue the oldest profession, ONLY IF U HAD TO TO FEED YOUR KIDS AND MAINTAIN SHELTER? I dont want smart alec answers, just sincere and honest answers, please

2007-10-22 23:16:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-10-22 23:16:06 · 18 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys

To put a pillow on your partner's face because he was snoring like a Bear all night long? Geez!!

2007-10-22 23:16:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:15:53 · 7 answers · asked by Cavaliers 5 in Cricket

2007-10-22 23:15:51 · 18 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6 in Polls & Surveys

Like your arteries? Or your liver? Your lungs?

I don't think I want to know.

2007-10-22 23:15:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:14:28 · 18 answers · asked by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:13:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-10-22 23:13:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Mine is - September 1st.
What about you?

2007-10-22 23:13:18 · 68 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....may get angry with me for feeding these mouthless creatures with human food .I love animals and usually my pets are strayed or abandoned ones.The last addition is a kitten from the Veg.Market.
I'm from Sri Lanka (which is a war torn country with ssoaring C.O.L.,and we live in Ma's pension.

I'm forced to write all these ,because some get angry when I ask about feeding pets with human food.

2007-10-22 23:13:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Survey to see who wins I am a Sunday kind of woman!

2007-10-22 23:12:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Military service
2. dunkee in a dunk tank
3. ice cream taster
4. diaper duty (kids or elderly)
5. pet walking
6. public speaking
7. bungee jump
8. armor car/truck driver
9. experimental drug study/research
10. Y/A executioner of guidelines
More than one is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-22 23:11:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and all of agribusiness really is not working in our best interest. I think I might be better off working at the organic vegetarian restaurant down the street.

2007-10-22 23:11:45 · 20 answers · asked by andrew g 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-10-22 23:11:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-10-22 23:10:51 · 12 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's absolutely awful!!!!! That's my opinion - what's yours?

2007-10-22 23:10:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-22 23:09:55 · 9 answers · asked by havah 2 in Marriage & Divorce

It is a single home property.

2007-10-22 23:09:38 · 5 answers · asked by hayes271 1 in Renting & Real Estate

i am 14 goin on 15 bout 5ft 3 and i hav a 2 inch on flop and 3 inch on ***** why!!!

2007-10-22 23:09:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

"what learks in the hearts of men"?

2007-10-22 23:09:17 · 5 answers · asked by Betty M 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 23:08:57 · 9 answers · asked by Marinella Melinda 2 in Polls & Surveys

Hi can u give me a good web site in wich i can learn some aikido moves so i can go trainig prepeared? and that is free expect www.aikido.com.

2007-10-22 23:08:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

i tend to feel emotions when talking to friends or soemtimes take on an emotion when talking to someone. When i see a stranger i most of often feel their emotion. Even with inamit objects i feel for it, i know it sounds weird but its true. i question why things happen that are bad...orsad from reall life or t.v.
what do u think?

2007-10-22 23:08:40 · 2 answers · asked by Stary_989 2 in Psychology