All categories - 18 October 2007

A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
for some cyanide.

The pharmacist said,
"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy,
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds
of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, h_e_l_l, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

2007-10-18 05:54:03 · 12 answers · asked by Smokey. 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi,
I am trying to find out when life starts, according to the views of the Church of England (Protestant), however I can't find this on the internet...if anyone could tell me these views it would be much appreciated!

Cherry Tree

2007-10-18 05:53:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Or does it just come out nasty and naughty? I just cannot help myself sometimes, I think I have a need to be a smart @ss.

This is NOT chatting because I don't know who the hell most of you people are. :-P

hugs xoxo

2007-10-18 05:53:59 · 42 answers · asked by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would like it if that costume idea was not too sexy but also if it was not to stupid. (please don't mention any "puns" like the Smartie Pants outfit-pants with Smartie wrappers pasted on them!) Anyways, please make sure the outfit is creative, maybe a movie character, video game character and everything like that alright? Maybe even a costume I can make/buy at a department store like not a packaged costume. Thanks very very much! :D

2007-10-18 05:53:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

2007-10-18 05:53:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

I'm trying to quit smoking cold turkey and today is the fourth day I haven't smoked. Is there anything I can do to get my mind off of how much I'd like a cigarette. Because I really don't want one, but my mind thinks that I do.

2007-10-18 05:53:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have noticed my urine has been relativly darker lately, any resons for this? should i be worried?

2007-10-18 05:53:44 · 8 answers · asked by bread 4 in Other - Health

2007-10-18 05:53:35 · 5 answers · asked by jey 1 in Pain & Pain Management

Every day people ask questions here about legalizing marijuana but no one does anything about it. Is that because you are busy getting high and watching cartoons? (sorry, couldn't resist).

I have to say that, to me, this is more a matter of priorities than anything else. If we could legalize marijuana and convice those who grow opium poppies to produce marijuana instead of opium, we would be much better off. Can we convince our politicians of this?

Just to be sure that people understand what I am saying, I also think that it is a matter of what the government should tell us to do. It is a freedom issue for me.

(I am sure the bush administration will be tapping my phone calls from now on LOL).

2007-10-18 05:53:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-10-18 05:53:26 · 3 answers · asked by John's Secret Identity™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I personally dont think that the FA will sack Mac but if they did they have a major problem replacing him. Mourinho is not interested, Hiddinck is tied to Russia etc etc. And - you will still only have the same group of players to choose from.

2007-10-18 05:53:22 · 7 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in English Football

2007-10-18 05:53:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What is next for the Catholics, are they going to claim they made the earth?

Well, they already said they see nothing wrong with the Theory of Evolution.

Basically they said they see nothing wrong with someone calling God a liar.

How can people be a part of this false religon?

2007-10-18 05:53:14 · 10 answers · asked by brian 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Does anyone know of anywhere?

2007-10-18 05:53:09 · 8 answers · asked by Christina 1 in Diet & Fitness

After having 5 kids my wife has threatend to cut my b***s of herself if i don't get a vasectomy. My worries are
#1 sex drive
#2 the pain [ i am a wimp ]
#3 recovery time
#4 the risks


Thanks in advance

2007-10-18 05:53:03 · 35 answers · asked by gordie1 2 in Marriage & Divorce

because, yes, there was all to all war in the past. but, today, we are civilized people.
so, why the world has too much stress on this issue? Also, Armenian state discriminated minority Armenians who have lived in Turkey. does it proof of liar Armenians?

2007-10-18 05:53:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

What was the other car in the chase?


This is just a spin from Cam1051Sec's question yesterday regarding Dirty Harry's car.

2007-10-18 05:53:01 · 16 answers · asked by ® 7 in Other - Cars & Transportation

im a teenager and bisexual and dont know how to tell my family. my sisters bestfriend is gay but she doesnt agree with it. and my family is hristian and do think it is right. and i have been in love with this one girl for 4 years and she know it but i dont know if she likes me. but back to my family my mom will except it but all of my other family wont. what do i do!!!

2007-10-18 05:52:57 · 8 answers · asked by person 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

the milk bottle is imbossed and is a one quart bottle

2007-10-18 05:52:49 · 2 answers · asked by warioman1000 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I am researching a project for International Accounting and am trying to find information that compares the GDP of large multinational corporations to that of world economies. I have found the info for 2005 but have been unable to find 2006 . . . suggestions??

Thanks

2007-10-18 05:52:47 · 1 answers · asked by On the rocks 2 in Economics

shw does it contantly. her litter box is clean i feed her. whats wrong with her how do i stop it.

serious answers only

2007-10-18 05:52:40 · 5 answers · asked by sweetmurderous 2 in Cats

On the tires, the top of the wear bar is level with the rest of the tire. The brakes work but they tend to squeak.... I need some info because no mechanic down here is going to give me a fair deal anymore.

2007-10-18 05:52:33 · 5 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

i have the number 172 which is 7% of a bigger number. how do i fugure out the bigger number knowing that 172 is 7% of it?

2007-10-18 05:52:30 · 9 answers · asked by snippi f 2 in Mathematics

1,077 runs, 498 DB's, 174 HR's, 1,208 RBI's and .289 BA. He has only 453 K's in 9,397 At Bats, wow, that's awesome. All people can remember him for was the error in the World Series in 1986, but that shouldn't keep him from being in the Hall. He was the batting champion of the NL in 1980 and had many other awards. He should be considered for the Hall, or is it too late?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Buckner



http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/bucknbi01.shtml

2007-10-18 05:52:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Neither can be totally proven or disprove, so I have to wonder why one seems so smugly superior to the other on either side of the fence....

2007-10-18 05:52:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Don't you know it's cold outside?!?

2007-10-18 05:52:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I still don't know exactly who they are and how they got that name.

2007-10-18 05:52:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Neither can be totally proven or disprove, so I have to wonder why one seems so smugly superior to the other on either side of the fence....

2007-10-18 05:51:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

A SOUTHAMPTON teacher has today appeared in court charged with abusing his position of trust and possessing indecent photographs.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/

he taught when i was at school 2 years ago and even then he used to try and touch my hand ,and made sexual comments etc but i didnt mention anything ...should have i said something

2007-10-18 05:51:43 · 13 answers · asked by mals2008 3 in Law & Ethics

a lot of guys look at me as a slut but i can never tell which ones like me and which ones would just use me.

2007-10-18 05:51:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating