I still don't know exactly who they are and how they got that name.
2007-10-18 05:52:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They witnessed my door slamming in there face hahahaha
2007-10-18 05:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by first_1exit 4 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses both witness personally and bear witness to others regarding God's personal name, his majestic personality, and Kingdom purposes. In doing so, they align themselves with Jesus Christ and the prophets.
(Isaiah 43:10) “You are my witnesses,” is the utterance of Jehovah
(Isaiah 43:12) So you are my witnesses,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “and I am God.
(Hebrews 12:1-2) Because we have so great a cloud of [Jehovah's] witnesses surrounding us, let us also put off every weight and the sin that easily entangles us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us, as we look intently at the Chief Agent and Perfecter of our faith, Jesus
(Revelation 1:5) Jesus Christ, “the Faithful Witness”
(Acts 5:38,39) Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown; but if it is from God, YOU will not be able to overthrow them;) otherwise, You may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.”
Learn more:
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/jt/
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-10-18 14:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to stop asking because then we have to put them in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. It's getting pretty full right now do to all the evil going around.
2007-10-18 12:59:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO AT THE DOOR SLAMMING PERSON
yeah me too.
I've done the same i must admit.
I think they've witnessed something they believe is extroadinary or something, like some Christians believe they've seen God?
I don't know..
i just answered to give the dude who said the door slamming thing some well earned credit.
lmao
good luck with finding out your answer
x
2007-10-18 13:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think they call God "Jehovah" and they "witness" on his behalf. But I really don't know. They're all crazy. . .
2007-10-18 12:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wish they could objectively witness their own stupidity.
2007-10-18 13:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by The Dark Side 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The world may never know.
2007-10-18 12:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha.
these answers are funny.
they're all so weird...
and they dont even celebrate Thanksgiving.
like they aren't happy to be here.
WTF?
you cant live in america and diss the Pilgrims.
2007-10-18 13:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by mle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know a lot about them it's a very odd religion
2007-10-18 12:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am not, but I think it means...they are witnessing to us ( sharing their biblical interpretation and beliefs).
2007-10-18 12:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋