A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
for some cyanide.
The pharmacist said,
"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy,
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds
of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, h_e_l_l, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
2007-10-18 05:54:03 · 12 answers · asked by Smokey. 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 14:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 04:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by herbin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-18 06:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Leprechaun_619 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-18 05:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-10-18 06:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill b tellin this 1 2dy lol :)
2007-10-18 05:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny!
2007-10-18 05:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by Tiffany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a joke not a question....
2007-10-18 05:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ha ha
2007-10-18 06:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-18 06:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋