All categories - 5 October 2007

if tell people you are one and you do everything you can on purpose through actions and words to fit the definition of one?

2007-10-05 12:43:32 · 7 answers · asked by PeguinBackPacker 5 in Philosophy

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!" No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . .
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!"

2007-10-05 12:43:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just wanted to see if this is a funny joke?

There is a blonde a brunette and a red head and there all best friends.
The red head has a boyfriend and she thinks hes cheating on her so she makes a plan with her friends to hide in his backyard and see if he has a girl with him at his house.

When they got there they heard him coming home so the red Head hides up a tree the brunette hides in a dog house and the blonde hides in a potato sack. The red head makes a chirping sound to think that shes a bird and the brunette barks and the blonde goes
"Poe-ta-toe"


Im sorry if its not funny its sorta a you-had-to-be-there-kind-of-thing!

2007-10-05 12:43:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Global warming is a serious issue which finally is getting the respect it deserves. My question is though, will it be enough? Will we as a civilization finally be able to make the hard decisions and do the right thing?

2007-10-05 12:43:06 · 24 answers · asked by sjsharks3921 1 in Politics

Well I didnt know where else to go, everytime I post sumtin here I get a Awnser
So yeah Im 16 and I have Anxiety really bad, and well Im pretty sure Depression to, my Anxiety comes and goes every couple of Month's
But this time its real bad I constantly feel like Im in a dream, Im always dizzy, and Im always really sleep, its been actin up just this past week
I can sleep and sleep and sleep and then when I get up, from the start i go right back to the feeling of being depressed and scared, Like right now and then I get tired again
Like serously I cant deal with this no more, there is no way, what should I do? I cant talk to no one because no one like understands and Its just so diffucult, I think Im goin into a emotional breakdown or sumtin because these past couple days I dont leave my house, I sleep, I just cant do anything
I constantly think im gonna die, about every little thing, I mean Im not even eating because Im afraid Ill choke even though I know il get dizzy, what is it?

2007-10-05 12:43:01 · 10 answers · asked by daniel p 1 in Mental Health

2007-10-05 12:42:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

ok this may sound way stupid but a month or less ago I was outside watching the stars and suddenly the tree beside me dissapear and the only thing I saw was this big bright blue star in the sky then the tree appeared and the blue star wz gone....what happened? and no I am not crazy .....and no I was not dreaming......can any one explain this to me?

2007-10-05 12:42:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

2007-10-05 12:42:28 · 16 answers · asked by Wonderingplz 3 in Football (American)

I'm getting tired of all these parents who spank asking questions to non spankers, trying to convince themselves that what they are doing is right. People are entiltled to their opinion, but I would like all of the non violent parents to be able to voice their opinion.

Spankers are welcome to comment too. If you do spank make your best argument for spanking and please try to convince me that hitting your child with your bare hand on their bottom isn't violent.

2007-10-05 12:42:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-10-05 12:42:26 · 6 answers · asked by 13nightmare13 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Two 3.0GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon

16GB (8 x 2GB) RAM

3 TB HARD DRIVE -rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s

NVIDIA Quadro FX 4500 512MB, Stereo 3D (2 x dual-link DVI)

Both Bluetooth 2.0+EDR and AirPort Extreme

Quad-channel 4Gb Fibre Channel PCI Express card

2007-10-05 12:42:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

My 42 yr old boyfriend owns and runs a restaurant. Recently he flirted with one of his female employees in front of me. This flirting contained some sexual connotation. The 19 yr old employee returned his attention. He admitted to flirting with some of his other female employees as well. He says that's part of the restaurant culture. Normally I'm very cool about social situations, but this circumstance made me feel very uncomfortable. Perhaps because he's in a position of authority, maybe it's the age difference, it could also be that I came out of a relationship with infideltiy, so I could be feeling a wee sensitive. He's making me feel like I'm being unreasonable by saying I'm uncomfotable with it.

So what do you think? Is it ever okay to flirt with your employees? Am I overreacting? What about flirting with sexual connotations? Any ground rules?

2007-10-05 12:42:10 · 7 answers · asked by bohogrrl 2 in Singles & Dating

My husband has had several strokes and can not work. The Social Security Dr has said he has brain damage from the strokes and should get his disabilty. He has tried to get disability and has been turned down. But some of the illegals just try once and get all the help they want. Someone like my husband that has worked since he was 15 can not get anyplace. It is so stupid.

2007-10-05 12:42:07 · 20 answers · asked by alvinmama77511 1 in Immigration

My husband has called the police on me 4 times in 10 months. Each time was for a ridiculous reason and the police were concerned for me. The last time he called, I told him to get out. He wants to get back at me for calling the police on him several years ago when he was violent and was sentenced to anger management because of the violence. Ever since then, he has been telling friends and family lies about me and that I am crazy. Everyone is wondering why he speaks so poorly of me. I am now just finding out about his active criticism behind my back. He has even told people he wants to have me committed or put in jail. I have done nothing wrong. My question is do you think I should leave or try and get him to a psychiatrist. He is also extremely argumentative and critical. We have been through group couples counseling. At the end of our time together all the couples and therapists were concerned for me because he always talked about himself and not our marriage. I am in therapy.

2007-10-05 12:42:05 · 11 answers · asked by belladonna 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Please explain the reaction(s) that take(s) place

2007-10-05 12:42:02 · 3 answers · asked by Chris D 1 in Chemistry

2007-10-05 12:42:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-10-05 12:41:57 · 2 answers · asked by oops ok! 3 in Hobbies & Crafts

Newark, New Jersey
A white kid was being made fum of at school by a group of Black kids. They were calling him cracker and honkey. He gets fed up and calls the main kid a racist ni' ' er back.

He gets suspeneded from school and nothing is done to the black kids.

Both are wrong here so why would the white kid be the only one punished when he said something in the defensive?

They both should be punished and both should have learned a lesson about racism but instead the white kid was punished.

What do you think?

2007-10-05 12:41:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

at least once, with that black eye.

2007-10-05 12:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2007-10-05 12:41:34 · 23 answers · asked by Bella ♥ Italiana 5 in Polls & Surveys

if i was to file a suit to sue a person in kansas what would be the filing cost? IS there a site online where i can look up filing cost for a civil suit per state? (i have come up empty so far)
I dont want to call a lawyer yet.
And kansas legal students out there willing to help out? :)

(just answer the question..all answers not pertaining to the question will be reported)

Thanks everyone!!

2007-10-05 12:41:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Please tell whether you are right or left handed and tell if you are smart in studies or you smart at all...? But be honest on answering the question of being smart.

I've heard left handed people are smart.

2007-10-05 12:41:21 · 30 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

Our school colors are blue and gold and our mascot is an Indian. I would like something really creative. thanks

2007-10-05 12:41:13 · 4 answers · asked by katidude 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

there is this guy that i like a lot. He is so sweet. I dont know what to do. Should i call him, or should i IM him. i call him every other week, IM him about once a week, and talk to him almost every morning for about 10 min. Should i be talking to him more to show i like him or am i obbsessing to much and being annoying. I want him to want to talk to me more and feel like he wants me to do these things, or does he want me to do these things? when i see him in the hall in school he always reaches out for a hug before i do too. PLEASEE HELP MEE! THANK YOU SO MUCH! p.s.10 points for the best answer but please be truthfull and answer it all! <33

2007-10-05 12:41:02 · 5 answers · asked by Phylicia C 2 in Singles & Dating

I am a 14 year old male, I had liked this 1 girl since 7th grade & had known her since 6th.basically I finally asked her out & she said yes,so we went out for 6 days,then she randomly broke up with me.I asked her out about 1 month after her x had broken up with her.things seemed to be going fine,then all of a sudden she broke up with me,saying that she wasn't as over her x as she thought she was.then about 5 days later,some1 told me that she was saying that I wasn't affectionate enough with her & she had said something about it.and then, the next thing I know,she has a bf,but just days earlier,she said that it wasn't fair to any1 for her to go out with them since she still likes her ex, I tried talking to her about it, and she's pretty much just saying that she doesn't wanna talk about it.what is going through her mind?.I didn't kiss her, since we had only been on 1 date, and it didn't seem like she was ready..I'm just confused.please give me your advice, no matter what your gender is

2007-10-05 12:40:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What is your religion? When you are asked,do you just come out and say it? Do you say it without being asked? Do you lie about it and why?
also please state your religion, I'm trying to understand states of mind. Thank you :)

2007-10-05 12:40:44 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Dear men,

If you met a lovely girl but she slept with a boyfriend that had genital warts...he got from ex love, and thought it was just irritation. He got treated, but they say stress can bring it out/

Now lovely girl slept with him but goes to OB/GYN every year and for several years shows no symptoms or HPV in her pap test. Supposedly 20% are immune to some HPV strains.

If lovely girl tells you all this and is straight up to you, could you still be with her or NO WAYS!
*Now look they say 1 in 3/4/5 have an STD!!!! Herpes is worse! I have female friends who have but never tell since no outbreak, except first one! In fact when I go to OB/GYN I see a lot of very pretty "worried looking" girls in office!!! Either they think they are pregnant or they got something! NOW!!! My ob/gyn told many girls are infected or were infected with something.

Tank you caring men for answering!

2007-10-05 12:40:33 · 6 answers · asked by Lil Blousou 3 in Singles & Dating

http://www.elftown.com/wiki.html?name=Pauly%20the%20Anthro-Dragon

2007-10-05 12:40:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How old are they now?

2007-10-05 12:40:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics