A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!" No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . .
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!"
2007-10-05 12:43:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg, you start saying these after our wedding and you will be single, pmsl hun
have a star
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(only joking babe, never happen)
2007-10-05 13:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Excellent.
2007-10-05 21:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
On oldie but a goodie :)
have a star on me :)
bad man - would you kiss your mamma with that mouth?
2007-10-05 23:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's so disgusting
millions of women find that sort of four letter filth very offensive
you should be ashamed
would you like someone to speak to m like that?
oh you already do?
fairy nuff
2007-10-08 02:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a real good one have a star
2007-10-05 23:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by henridog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha Very good for a Saturday morning ha ha ha have another star
2007-10-05 21:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahahaaaaa, a touch of class matey
2007-10-05 15:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The same four letter words i hate as well lmao
2007-10-05 12:47:18 · answer #8 · answered by Blue eyes 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
oh my the most hated 4 letter words there are. How could he...lmao
2007-10-05 12:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
I like it.
Everyone always needs a good joke.
2007-10-05 12:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Got to remember those one's
2007-10-05 21:45:50 · answer #11 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋