All categories - 3 October 2007

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules:
• Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

• Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that

• Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

• Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

• Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

• Crying is blackmail.

• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-JUST SAY IT!

2007-10-03 20:00:44 · 8 answers · asked by PC 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I know this is stupid to ask, I guess i'm just venting really... I just found out my ex boyfriend passed away after having a lot of health problems for a long time and I am sad, but I feel i should feel worse, I'm not sure if it just hasnt sunk in or if I am at peace with it already because I know he is happier... I guess I just want people to tell me i'm not horrible for not being so upset. I'm really worried about going to the viewing tomorrow because i think ill break down, i know i'll probably regret it if i don't. Ahhh.

2007-10-03 20:00:44 · 22 answers · asked by ? 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-10-03 20:00:15 · 31 answers · asked by Starfish 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 19:59:38 · 4 answers · asked by ME: MADE IN 1989 3 in Dental

do you know what i mean? like the search in the start button pulls up all of her pictures and videos when i check off vids or pictures in the search bar. she wants to keep them private. i don't have her user account password, so howcome her videos are available? how can we change this? thanks!

2007-10-03 19:59:21 · 4 answers · asked by poof 1 in Other - Computers

so this guy that i've been talking to for quite sometime just informed me that his house is going to be empty for the weekend, and that i should come over and watch a movie with him, and he's gonna make dinner. i'm not going out with him, so is this a setup to get in my pants or to actually be a romantic evening.?

2007-10-03 19:59:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-10-03 19:59:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I want this permanent position hands down. It's job that instead of working 8-5, it's actually a going to be graveyard. I have a 2nd job that I work 2 nights a week during those hours and that extra money helps me to pay rent. I'm already in the process of being permanent but when I was told of my position I was told I'd be working days. How can I fairly and nicely discuss my situation with my big boss so that she understands that I want this position but need to change the hours a little.Should I quit my 2nd job and get something in the daytime? I need this job, it's secure, and it pays well. I just don't want them to think I'm not interested because I am very interested. Was telling one of the bosses. I told one of my bosses the situation, and that I just moved..so I need to keep the hours of my 2nd job, but I don't want them to think I'm not making them the priority. Please help me. I have to report tommorow.

2007-10-03 19:59:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Well, so far, he's introduced me to his family and friends, and his family likes me and are nice to me. He has issues with his ex, though, because they have a kid together, but he assured me that I was the one he loved and not her, and that he just sees her because of his daughter and nothing else. Every time he sees her I don't get jealous, but then I can't help but be a little insecure. Who can blame me? So I went and talked to his brother about how I felt, and he said that I shouldn't get insecure because he's just seeing his ex for the reason that he loves his daughter so much. His brother also told me that my boyfriend loves me, because he told his mom so. His sister also said that she could see by the look in his eyes that he really loves me, and he said that every quality that he's looking for in a girl is with me.

2007-10-03 19:59:03 · 9 answers · asked by Yuki 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-10-03 19:58:56 · 5 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

Almost everything I buy comes wrapped in plastic. Sometimes 2 or 3 layers of plastic.

2007-10-03 19:58:24 · 2 answers · asked by Paul C 1 in Other - Environment

Do I need a web designer?
I am forming a new group and I need to create a website

HELP

2007-10-03 19:57:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

My husband has no manners at all. Its like he was raised in a barn yard! He eats in the bed and wipes his hands on the sheets and his clothes even though there were napkins in his face, he smacks on his food very very loudly, he throws his dirty underwear on me every chance he gets, he digs in my nose and laughs about it, he digs in his underwear and smells his hand, he keeps hair in the sink constantly from shaving, he leaves dirty clothes beside the bed and waits for me to pick them up, and thats just to name a few. I dont even want to have sex with him lately. I love him, but am I shallow because i let this stuff irritate the HELL out of me?!?!

2007-10-03 19:57:33 · 8 answers · asked by Lovely 4 in Marriage & Divorce

i was creeped out when i was 8 years old and saw a red lamp in someones window accross a street in a building near my house, ive never ever seen it untill after my Grandfather died, i moved and now when i passed by in my dads car its just a gold lamp

2007-10-03 19:57:09 · 15 answers · asked by ChroniclesOfNarnia 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have heard the term 'CODE' on some medical programs. DOes anyone know what it actually stands for?

2007-10-03 19:55:08 · 8 answers · asked by rob e 2 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-10-03 19:54:53 · 23 answers · asked by JOSEPH J 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 19:54:40 · 3 answers · asked by . 3 in Renting & Real Estate

Clinton 51% Giuliani 43%

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3685124&page=1

All you right-wingers threatening to move out of the country better start packing. Don't let the door hit you on the way out...

2007-10-03 19:54:01 · 4 answers · asked by ? 4 in Elections

2007-10-03 19:54:00 · 8 answers · asked by lavishme 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-10-03 19:53:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 19:53:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My buddy is a single guy that wants to move to Dallas and start over,mainly start his business. He has no children. I keep telling him to do it and feels he is told old to get started.

What can I tell my good friend to encourage?

2007-10-03 19:53:37 · 9 answers · asked by BLACK GUY! ♣ 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-10-03 19:52:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 19:52:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 19:52:09 · 9 answers · asked by HitandRun 1 in Heart Diseases

2007-10-03 19:52:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

The prime minister of Britain said that multiculturalisms has fail, do you think he is wrong, and why?

2007-10-03 19:51:53 · 4 answers · asked by Josh 1 in Other - Society & Culture

How would you organize this kind of party? What would be the main events?

2007-10-03 19:51:45 · 13 answers · asked by My account has been compromised 2 in Religion & Spirituality

those are the one thing in life i cannot stand....

2007-10-03 19:51:41 · 19 answers · asked by ChroniclesOfNarnia 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Someone on T.V. said that the human heart isn't completely fulfilled without God, so that's why people are addicted to gambling, sex, alcohol, etc.

Well if people are fulfilled by God and religion, doesn't that make it just another addiction?

2007-10-03 19:51:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality