Why you should make sure you ALWAYS think before you speak.....
The priest in a small Irish Village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the c ock was missing.
He knew about the c ock fights in the village, so he decided to
question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c ock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c ock?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c ock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen my c ock?"
Sixteen alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
2007-10-03
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