Why you should make sure you ALWAYS think before you speak.....
The priest in a small Irish Village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the c ock was missing.
He knew about the c ock fights in the village, so he decided to
question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c ock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c ock?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c ock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen my c ock?"
Sixteen alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
2007-10-03 20:19:41 · 14 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-03 22:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It did raise a smile but then that was quickly superceded by a feeling of mild disgust. I'm not religious [anymore], but you'll generally find that most priests are fairly nice blokes.
2016-05-20 07:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-10-03 20:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny have a star
2007-10-03 20:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by henridog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is why multiple people hate priests. the stupid priests that ruin the Name they work for. they cant actually ruin it, but they make other people think bad of it.
2007-10-03 20:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by artgurl_1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-03 21:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very true ha ha
2007-10-03 20:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-03 20:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops!!!!
C OCK -A -DOODLE -DO!!!!!
ha ha a goat!!!!
ha ha ha
A STAR for u!!
2007-10-03 20:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should have shut up while he was ahead!!
2007-10-03 22:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋