We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules:
• Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
• Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that
• Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
• Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
• Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
• Crying is blackmail.
• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-JUST SAY IT!
2007-10-03 20:00:44 · 8 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahh, women. We cannot live without them. We can, with an effort, learn to live with them.
2007-10-03 21:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by Warren D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh well, not putting the toilet seat down is not only thoughtless,and immature, but rude, I care less about how many breasts my guy looks at, crying is sometimes used as blackmail, but it is mostly the result of strong emotion, and I don't get hints either. I expect ones needs to be expressed in a candid non hostile manner. So, I have said it.
2007-10-04 03:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's how we can work with you guys, just tell it like it is and we know what to expect. You know we will get away with every one of our little schemes if you give in to the workings of our feminine wiles and pouty ploys. Plus it diminishes the masculinity of a guy if he caters too much to the little brat in all of us. So thanks for the proverbial spanking and I promise to be a good girl (for now)
Bye sweetie!
2007-10-04 03:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Aye, aye on these HOUSE RULES!
We, The Lords of the Manor, HAVE SPOKEN!
THEY ARE NOT TO BE BROKEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!
2007-10-04 05:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some of this is very true i believe
2007-10-08 17:15:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zzz... and beer is water. don't complain if it tastes bitter. hmmm... beer... zzz...
2007-10-04 06:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by jongbong 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it love it love it hahahahah
2007-10-04 03:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's cool!!!!
go on...
2007-10-04 03:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋