All categories - 22 September 2007

We were going to do Friday night babysitting advertising at local churches. Any other suggestions for fundraising?

2007-09-22 10:42:02 · 3 answers · asked by dh 1 in Government & Non-Profit

on home dog nail clippers what sid does the dogs nail enter thru?

the side where the blade slides up or the other side?

thanks and god bless.

2007-09-22 10:41:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment for him/her.

1. I will not bathe my master after he bathes himself in the mud puddle.

2. I will not drag my master from the interesting sniffing spots.

3. I will not complain "My arm is tired" after only throwing the ball 20 times.

4. I will not confuse my master by throwing snowballs for him to fetch.

5. I will not ask my master to play fetch with a boomerang.

6. I will drop whatever I'm doing and take my master out as soon as he asks me to.

7. I will get rid of those cats.

8. I will not tell my master to hurry up already when he's looking for just the right spot to take care of business.

9. I will make ice cream often and let my master lick the blades (rather than having to steal a lick or two).

10. I will never eat until my master has tasted what I have and approved it for me.

11. I will set up the kiddie pool every day it's hot - even in December.

12. I will not leave my master at home any time I go in the car.

13. I will share everything I eat with my master.

14. I will allow my master on the couch.

15. I will protect my master from that obnoxious little human thing at all times.

16. I will not have another of those obnoxious little human things.

17. I will not hide my master's ball in a place where I know he couldn't possibly retrieve it from and then ask him to go get it.

18. I will not sneak around the backyard wearing funny clothes to test whether my master is a good watchdog.

19. I will realize that all my guests are really coming to massage and stroke the master.

20. I will stop referring to my master's necklace as her "collar."

21. I will not cut my master's nails.

22. I will not take shredded, soggy, yummy tennis balls away from my master.

23. I will not abandon my master for trivial reasons like "going to work".

24. I will not wake my master when I come home from work.

25. My master's desires are always paramount. My master's wish is my command.

26. I will not bring home any more cats.



27. I will not stare while my master is doing his business.

28. Bad weather is no excuse for not walking my master.

29. I will open the back door as soon as my master sits by it.

30. I will not laugh at my master for being confused over not being able to find the lump of ice that he buried earlier.

31. I will let my master bring the rear end of a mouse which the cat kindly gave him to chew onto the lounge room carpet.

32. I will not push my master away when she wants a hug after playing in a mud puddle.

33. I will give my masters chewies that last throughout that stupid kid's entire piano practice.

34. I will not feed the cat before I feed my masters.

35. I will not enter shows held in horse barns and expect my master to be obedient.

36. Dog bladders are not large.

37. I will not yell at my master for creating "chew toys" from found objects.

38. I will not run out of treats.

39. I will {make a turkey/stuff a stocking/buy lots of presents} for my master.

40. I will not make my master wear silly-looking antlers or red hats.

41. I will not make my master pose for pictures with some fat stranger in a red suit.

42. I will not tie leftover ribbons and bows all over my master.

43. I will not use decorations like tinsel that could be dangerous to my master.

44. I will try much harder to understand my master's language.

45. I will not chase my master around yelling come! when he is socializing.

46. The ornaments on the trees are balls. Really.

47. I will not ask my master to retire to his crate anymore.

48. Give and leave it are useless request, so I will stop using them.

49. I will always carry cookies and treats.

50. I will never go socializing with other canines without my master.

51. I will not take my master back to that horrid SPCA; she says it is a Christmas party but I'm afraid she'll leave me there.

52. I will not order my master to get up out of the nice snow when he is obviously making snow angels and giving himself a coat conditioning.

53. I will give up any idea of dieting as it could wreck my master's nice comfy "chair".

54. I promise to leave all doors and windows in the house open as my masters might need to make a quick exit to eradicate cats from the yard.

55. I will not come home from work and feel the sofa to see if it is still warm from where my master was sleeping "illegally".

2007-09-22 10:41:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-22 10:41:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

A part of me wants to stay with islam becuase of its discipline and another part of me wants to go back to austru becuase of its lack of discipline and everyone in my community would not be as angre at me

2007-09-22 10:41:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-22 10:41:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

They say that there are no miracles... I have proofs for you, you athiests. I happen to know an old lady who was healed because I prayed for the Lord to heal her of terrible life threatening pheumoniea. I prayed, and she was better in a week! Praise be to Lord!
Also, I passed my history exam last week, after only studying a little, because I prayed to him, and he granted me a not failing grade! Praise him!
Now, I know you athiests wont be willing to just stop believing your delusions, and I know that evil is in your hearts, but just ask him in, and you will soon feel warmness and love of the Holy Toaster of Antioch.

2007-09-22 10:41:13 · 15 answers · asked by wd20x2 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Where in a molecule is energy stored?
How does your body get energy out of the food you eat? (Is it basically like your body breaks down the food into simpler molecules that it can use? I don't know of it that's right but my guess)
Why does living organisms release energy gradually?
Is it true that enzymes must be constantly synthesized by the body since they are used up in a reaction? (I thought that enzymes don't react so you don't need more right? I'm not sure. by the way what does synthesize mean?)
where in a cell would you look for dna?
what bases do dna and rna have in common
is dna or rna longer


thanks

2007-09-22 10:40:55 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Biology

As if God didnt create us imperfectly.

God gave us laws to help us strive and struggle against evil.

When we fail and falter we then beg for forigiveness and strength to do better.

God created us imperfect so we come back to him with sad hearts in repentance and then struggle against desires and lusts for his sake !

Evil by definition is to break the laws of GOD !

What do you call it when you not only break the laws........ you totally negate them ?
.

2007-09-22 10:40:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i've never actually sucked the helium out of a balloon but my old science teacher told me that i've you take to much you could die

is that true?

2007-09-22 10:40:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

The executor of my mother's estate, my sister, refuses to sell the property & distribute the proceeds to the rightful heirs. Is she violating the law?

2007-09-22 10:40:18 · 5 answers · asked by RegularGuy 2 in Law & Ethics

a) Monopolistic competitive firms protect their economic profits with barriers to entry.
b) the telecommunications industry is made up of three very large firms and thousands of smaller firms. Because there are so many firms, it cannot be classified as an oligopoly.
c) Monopolistically competitive firms are efficient because in the long run price falls to equal margin cost.

2007-09-22 10:40:06 · 5 answers · asked by S S 1 in Economics

after drinking, why is it i cannot move for the whole day after a night drinking. All my mates are fine the next day, and theres me being sick all day. Ive only just had my baby hes 9 weeks and im looking forward to a night out with the girls, but its putting me off thinking about the hangover. It seems im the only one who suffers really bad.

2007-09-22 10:40:03 · 38 answers · asked by lisa c 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I have to interview someone for my American Culture class. Can you help?

Age -
Sex -
Occupation or Major -
Ethnicity -
Race -
1.How do you define a race?
2.How many races are there in the United States?
3.What does the term racism mean to you?
4.Is America racist? How is this shown or not shown?

2007-09-22 10:39:41 · 1 answers · asked by Megan 3 in Other - Society & Culture

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2007-09-22 10:39:39 · 8 answers · asked by hola_kity2008 1 in Mathematics

I thought I heard somewhere that a couple weeks ago he wrestled a dark match on RAW?

2007-09-22 10:39:33 · 8 answers · asked by Ferd 3 in Wrestling

2007-09-22 10:39:23 · 14 answers · asked by kycamalebr 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-09-22 10:39:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

is it ok to put bamboo in a tank with gold fish?

2007-09-22 10:39:09 · 13 answers · asked by jess98gum 2 in Fish

2007-09-22 10:38:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Going out to eat with two friends after work this evening around 8pm. Can't decide what I want? What would really be good? What kind of restaurant? Wearing jeans, T-shirt, and Hawaii shirt. What do I want that will be appropriate?

2007-09-22 10:38:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I was at camp, I cried ALOT! I felt like nobody liked me and that they hated me. I felt depressed and really sad. Why is that is what I wonder.

2007-09-22 10:38:34 · 8 answers · asked by Paigenater 2 in Mental Health

How do you wirte electonic configuration, how? method please for example NA, is 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s1 , (another think i dont get is 2s2)

2007-09-22 10:38:31 · 3 answers · asked by nothingspecial 1 in Chemistry

2007-09-22 10:38:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Since you represent just one of the 6 billion people in the world today, What is the significance of you being here? Don't let your ego get in the way of your answer to this questioin, if you understand what im saying.

Aaron

2007-09-22 10:38:00 · 13 answers · asked by Players 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hi everyone! I know a dog that is in a contest and really needs to win! He is a cairn Terrier named Beamer. So if you would like to vote for him, please do! But ONLY Beamer! He is sooooooo cute! Go to www.tailwagginsbakery.com and then click on the Contest about halfway down the homepage, type in your e-mail, and vote! Thank you!

2007-09-22 10:38:00 · 3 answers · asked by crazycairn23 2 in Dogs

PLZZZZZZZZZ HELP IM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW WITH MY FRIEND AND SHE SAID SHE HEARED SOMEONE BREACK INTO HER HOUSE AND SHE HEARED TAPPING ON THE ROOF AND THUMPING. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-22 10:38:00 · 14 answers · asked by ilovesesshy 2 in Etiquette

2007-09-22 10:37:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-22 10:37:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

How do you say the verb "to play" in latin? like if i had to say "i want to play_____".

i'd say "Cupio _____."

2007-09-22 10:37:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages