They say that there are no miracles... I have proofs for you, you athiests. I happen to know an old lady who was healed because I prayed for the Lord to heal her of terrible life threatening pheumoniea. I prayed, and she was better in a week! Praise be to Lord!
Also, I passed my history exam last week, after only studying a little, because I prayed to him, and he granted me a not failing grade! Praise him!
Now, I know you athiests wont be willing to just stop believing your delusions, and I know that evil is in your hearts, but just ask him in, and you will soon feel warmness and love of the Holy Toaster of Antioch.
2007-09-22 10:41:13 · 15 answers · asked by wd20x2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I prayed to Him after your last question. I went to the fridge and lo! the fridge brought forth beer.
Praise his goodness!
2007-09-22 10:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Praise Jeeeebus!
LoL, your list is funny. I am an Atheist that on a daily basis says very blasphemous things, and I think that religion is a sickness that is wrong to pass on to our offspring.
Very recently I passed my state boards (a little better than a history exam) without studying too hard. I also have a very beautiful family, a good job, and I am very healthy. This has NOTHING to do with Jesus, Thor, Allah, or Santa.
I work in healthcare and see all kinds of recoveries IN THE HOSPITAL. Please make a note of that. Christians don't have enough faith to be healed at home without intervention, it is always IN A HOSPITAL where man-made cures and remedies are used, then the credit given to God.
Get a clue.
2007-09-22 17:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
It's worrying.
Such failure to read questions does not auger well, for those augerially inclined.
Me, I shall continue to trust a fragmentary (naturally) remnant the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, sacredly deployed for the destruction of the Vorpal Bunny by King Arthur.
2007-09-23 10:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
By definition Atheist can not be stupid by the very definition of stupidity. Atheist know they are ignorant and seek knowledge to learn and lessen their ignorance.
You on the other hand intentionally ignore knowledge for fantasy. You are therefore by definition the stupid person.
However, you are young and you can get cured of your ailment by accepting the fact that you are ignorant. Then start to seek knowledge.
So horse, I have shown you the water. The rest is up to you.
2007-09-22 19:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by Atrum Animus AM 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So no one you know ever dies???
Look, when you put a proper control group on and compare the results, prayer doesn't work. End of story. And this is what a proper source looks like: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/health/31pray.html?ex=1301461200&en=4acf338be4900000&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
2007-09-22 17:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-09-22 17:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by Fish Stick Jesus 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm willing to listen to what you have to say about this Holy Toaster. It certianly seems more plausible than the christian deity that's for sure...
2007-09-22 18:28:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yup, proof positive!
Say, I hear the Holy Toaster is even warmer in the bath...
2007-09-22 17:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
YAY. I prayed for a polar bear not to come to Florida and attack me, and it didn't happen. Praise the LORD.
2007-09-22 17:55:39 · answer #9 · answered by ML 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Praise Jeebus!!
Should I start rolling on the floor and speaking in togues now?
2007-09-22 17:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋