Did you hear about Rusty Wallace's new sponsor?
He is showing his new paint scheme on the Puffs Plus With Aloe Ford next week.
What is the worst thing about 5 Gordon Fans going over a cliff in a Monte Carlo?
A Monte Carlo Seats 6.
One day, Buckshot Jones and Rick Mast were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Rick, said "Lookey thar up ahead Buckshot, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'these here beers!"
"Don't worry Rick," Buckshot said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Rick.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Buckshot. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Buckshot, "we're on the patch."
2007-09-12
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