Did you hear about Rusty Wallace's new sponsor?
He is showing his new paint scheme on the Puffs Plus With Aloe Ford next week.
What is the worst thing about 5 Gordon Fans going over a cliff in a Monte Carlo?
A Monte Carlo Seats 6.
One day, Buckshot Jones and Rick Mast were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Rick, said "Lookey thar up ahead Buckshot, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'these here beers!"
"Don't worry Rick," Buckshot said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Rick.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Buckshot. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Buckshot, "we're on the patch."
2007-09-12 15:44:38 · 13 answers · asked by drew d 3 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
Yawn!
OK so what's the question?
Oh and the Monte Carlo one is good.
2007-09-12 16:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋
QUOTE: "What is the worst thing about 5 Gordon Fans going over a cliff in a Monte Carlo?
A Monte Carlo Seats 6."
Too bad you didn't catch a ride...
2007-09-16 03:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Betty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really love the Buckshot/Rick joke. I got a great laugh.
2007-09-12 23:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by loco-mama 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Puffs Plus??? Must every item on the companies sku list be put on the side of a car?
2007-09-14 17:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by Busymom21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-13 14:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by DT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, loved the Buckshot Jones one...
2007-09-12 23:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by Go Team Penske 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Rusty Wallace one is stupid.
2007-09-13 18:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by smokinuracing 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WELL.... lets see i suppose that was funny to a certain degree... i did like the patch part!!!! anywhoooo...
GO HARVICK & RCR!!!
2007-09-13 17:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by NASCAR GAL #29 FAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These jokes date from the late Jurassic period. Where did you dig them up?
2007-09-13 02:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by napoleon_in_rags 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok....
Go Jr.>>>>
2007-09-13 15:05:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋