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An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that".

2007-08-30 03:02:04 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

btw.....hi lovies.....oh yes...it's me;~D

2007-08-30 03:01:57 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

It is in the rumor mill from Washington, A blogger heard the following from his Washington insider friend:

"They [the source's institution] have "instructions" (yes, that was the word used) from the Office of the Vice-President to roll out a campaign for war with Iran in the week after Labor Day; it will be coordinated with the American Enterprise Institute, the Wall Street Journal, the Weekly Standard, Commentary, Fox, and the usual suspects. It will be heavy sustained assault on the airwaves, designed to knock public sentiment into a position from which a war can be maintained. Evidently they don't think they'll ever get majority support for this--they want something like 35-40 percent support, which in their book is "plenty.""

The source is:

http://icga.blogspot.com/2007/08/post-labor-day-product-rollout-war-with.html

Again this is just a rumor. But it makes sense ... the Republicans are nothing unless they can fabricate fear and portray themselves as our protectors.

2007-08-30 03:01:56 · 17 answers · asked by HillBillieNot 3 in Politics

heres a brief scenerio: Im at the club I see this fine girl, as i approach her I notice my worst fear that every guy at the club faces, THE C@CK BLOCKING FAT FRIEND!!! So, i take a heavy swag of my beer and enter the battlefield in pursuit of the pink taco. Thanks to Maxim magazines techniques and advice, i was ready for action, One strategy is for the wing man to take one for the team, another one is focus more conversation time to the fat friend, so the hot girl will think your a nice guy and not shallow and the fat friend will approve of you. There are many techniques you can use... But why put us through all this?! Because the last thing we want to hear is the fat friend saying she wants to go home, and automatically the hot girl that your rappin to immidiately listens to c@ck block girl, leaving you playing with the skin flute at the end of the night. Is it written on a stone tablet that "Thy hotness shall be paired with thy fatiness?" OR the hotties just trying to stand out?

2007-08-30 03:01:49 · 16 answers · asked by xcuriousjorgex 1 in Singles & Dating

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North Africa.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Africa?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

TEACHER: If you had one 20 dollars and you asked your father for another 20 dollars, how much money would you have?
VINCENT: 20 dollars.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father ,HE wont give me.

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy.

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when peopleare no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher

2007-08-30 03:01:37 · 4 answers · asked by naijagunner 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i think there is some problem with the installshield wizard.where can i find installshield wizard for windows xp pro?????????/

2007-08-30 03:01:04 · 3 answers · asked by Romil A 1 in Software

My boyfriend has a real temper.He snaps at all the people in my life for no reason.First it was my 2 sisters and yesterday it was my friend.He just doesnt like anybody thats close to me,but to me he's the perfect gentleman.Do you think he ther's a chance he could ever change if i descipline and correct him.

2007-08-30 03:01:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Red Sox lover posted a question earlier but I wanted to add details, but couldn't. My last thought was to answer to the Red Sox fan who responded about how most Yankee fans haven't seen most of the 26 World Series titles, well I have seen the titles in 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999 & 2000, well that is 6 titles & how titles have you seen your Red Sox win in that same time period? One. Some Red Sox fans will say the above mentioned about most fans didn't see the 26 titles & some Yankees fans will say they have won the most titles. This will go on til the end of time. I will always cheer my Yankees & you Red Sox fans will cheer for your team. The rivalry will never die.

2007-08-30 03:00:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Ok, I have this speech for communication class in which I have to introduce another classmate. After getting a little info on my partner I saw that she was really interested with little kids like her major was early childhood education, she worked at a day care, and so on and so forth. For my speech we have to utilize a theme in which we can talk about the person, to make it a little interesting. So basically I wanted to figure out how to talk about her in a way where a theme of children could play in or something on that line. Please Help!! Thanks =]

2007-08-30 03:00:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Preschool

control over our emotions? Just to be slapped in the face!
Who's gonna turn my sh!tty morning into a good one?

2007-08-30 03:00:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

9 ( ) (70.5 ÷ 0.5) = 1,269

use check box place of ()

2007-08-30 03:00:14 · 4 answers · asked by neal_108_999 1 in Mathematics

I have found out that I inadvertently hold 2 seperate Travel Insurance policies. Having just returned from holiday where my luggage was ransacked in transit and items stolen can I make claims on both or just the one? (Think I know the answer but would like confirmation please - can the confirmation also be validated please and not just opinion)

2007-08-30 03:00:14 · 10 answers · asked by Taz S 1 in Insurance

Anne Widdecombe on Tuesday nights,she is top class

2007-08-30 03:00:02 · 18 answers · asked by aslan 5 in Reality Television

It all started with one of the 2 user accounts not showing up on the startup page. So it directly goes to my account intead of letting us pick which user to access. I solved that with restoring to the last date it was okay. I then renewed my subscription with my anti-virus program and it asked me to restart which i did.

Now,
1. There is only 1 use account seen on the start up page (good thing the files and documents for the other account still there)

2. The task bar and program icons do not load (ever) just the wall paper.

3. I cannot use the Task Manager because everytime i do CTRL-ALT-DEL it would say administrator disabled task mgr (but i'm the administrator!)

4. Tried running it in safe mode but then it does not load the windows xp. stays in the black page forever.

SO this actually means i cannot access anything. H.E.L.P!

2007-08-30 02:59:55 · 2 answers · asked by Honey S. 1 in Software

What do you say to the Republican sitting in the stall next to you?

2007-08-30 02:59:53 · 6 answers · asked by GeauxJoe 2 in Other - Politics & Government

Why don't Libs do more to help the poor with their own money?

Libs seem to want more money put into their own pockets.

2007-08-30 02:59:52 · 20 answers · asked by junglejoe 2 in Politics

I was invited by a girlfriend to attend an event put on by a car dealer. There was no cost for either of us, but there was free cocktails and hors d'oevres. There was a drawing with lots of door prizes. I won 2 tickets to a racing event (3 day pass). I was going to take my boyfriend day 1, and my kids (and buy a third ticket for my daughter) on day 3, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with us on day 3. My girlfriend asked what I would do Saturday, and I had something else to do, so she said "the tickets are mine on Saturday". I agreed, since I wasn't going to use them.

This morning, she called up and told me that since I was only there because she invited me, that I should have given her the tickets. I wouldn't have attended the race without winning the tickets, and I still had to buy one more, but she thought I should have offered for the 2 of us to go. Should I have given them to her?

2007-08-30 02:59:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Ok it's like this i love this guy and he loves me. we had our ups and downs time and time again the problem kicks in because we haven't seen each other for 3 months now because i moved to Fl. and he stays in Va. the next time i know for sure that i will see him is in Jan. 2008 before he leaves to boot camp. we were friends before we got together we talk about getting married but i'm not sure if we are ready to take that step how do i know when i'm ready. how did you know when you was ready. when we talk about it we sound ready. can someone help me out on this one.when is it time my heart says yes but my mind says no.

2007-08-30 02:59:36 · 16 answers · asked by it's me 1 in Marriage & Divorce

That a guy named Jabba (Joba) is on the "evil empire". How "Star Wars" is that! The marketing guys have to love this.

2007-08-30 02:59:32 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Baseball

Or do you just accept people for who or what they are???

2007-08-30 02:59:26 · 20 answers · asked by stoutunicorn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Make your choice... I'll give thumbs down to those who try to compromise!

2007-08-30 02:59:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Las Vegas

A sine wave has a peak value of 100V. What are the average value and rms value?

2007-08-30 02:59:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

2007-08-30 02:59:03 · 8 answers · asked by $coTT flores 2 in Mythology & Folklore

can it contribute to smog?

also since propane, butane and isobutane, are related to methane. what is that doing for AGW?

2007-08-30 02:58:32 · 6 answers · asked by afratta437 5 in Global Warming

2007-08-30 02:58:21 · 6 answers · asked by sierra4eva04 1 in Celebrities

There was this place that was new in town so me and my dad wanted to try it so we ordered pizza. Its had 32486329463785638658346583465 galloons of sauce on it and the sauce tasted like tomato flavored dog food AH. Share you're worst restaurant exprience.

2007-08-30 02:57:49 · 22 answers · asked by off the wall♥ginnaaa 4 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-08-30 02:57:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-30 02:57:38 · 22 answers · asked by lauren s 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

My guy friend and I are really close. We talk about our old relationships, crushes, hurts, and fears and last night we even talked about preference in the other gender and sex. Does this mean we're more than friends? I feel we can talk about anything with each other.

2007-08-30 02:57:36 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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