heres a brief scenerio: Im at the club I see this fine girl, as i approach her I notice my worst fear that every guy at the club faces, THE C@CK BLOCKING FAT FRIEND!!! So, i take a heavy swag of my beer and enter the battlefield in pursuit of the pink taco. Thanks to Maxim magazines techniques and advice, i was ready for action, One strategy is for the wing man to take one for the team, another one is focus more conversation time to the fat friend, so the hot girl will think your a nice guy and not shallow and the fat friend will approve of you. There are many techniques you can use... But why put us through all this?! Because the last thing we want to hear is the fat friend saying she wants to go home, and automatically the hot girl that your rappin to immidiately listens to c@ck block girl, leaving you playing with the skin flute at the end of the night. Is it written on a stone tablet that "Thy hotness shall be paired with thy fatiness?" OR the hotties just trying to stand out?
2007-08-30 03:01:49 · 16 answers · asked by xcuriousjorgex 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You must enjoy pissing people off.
2007-08-30 03:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by fallen_angel_0_2 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I admire your sensitivity. At any rate, you should not have an alternative motive when meeting anyone. Sometimes those thoughts alone can be read by women. Women will often send each other a signal when they are approached by a man they are not really interested in. So it is not always the so call heavy person c--- blocking but thy hotness giving her that signal that she need a way out. Just like men go out to meet a certain type lady, we have the same mission. Sometimes we get lucky and sometimes we don't.
2007-08-30 03:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by flirty30 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I am sure this is sometimes the case...as much as a dog as you seem to be...
Sometimes its just that the girl is drunk, and at the begining of the night, some girls make their friends PROMISE not to let their stupid drunk asses go home with anyone. And girlfriends do this for one another.
Or maybe its just the girl has some serious beer goggles on and the "fat" friend has a higher tolerance...as were guys make sacrafices to hit the "fattie", REAL girlfriends don't let girlfriends get stuck in a Coyote Ugly situation...lol
2007-08-30 03:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by olbabybluez18 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps the "hottie" is there to offer more than a pink taco. She could seriously be there for much more than physical pleasure. The heavier girl could really be just a really good friend that she enjoys spending time with. Typically, these types of girls can see through those who don't really care.
2007-08-30 03:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by pickles1720 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may have to be your own wing man on this one. if you cant find a dude to take a hit, you may have to hit on her yourself. get both their numbers and play the friend role at first, but let it be known that you like the hottie more. then start playing them against each other, hopefully they will fight and then you can step in and consul the hotties panties off. or when you are talking to them, if you notice the fatty talking about some hot guy or looking at some guy that she is interested in. say, " oh, thats my boy" then walk over and ask the guy to take a hit and you'll buy him some drinks, when I say hit. i mean a diversion just long enough to get your foot in the door. or your stink in the pink if you know what I mean.
2007-08-30 03:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... hmm you're a bit of an ****.... i don't know, just hang in there, hang out with the group and become close friends with the hotter crowd, while semi ignoring the fat chick. but you need to make friends with the hot people fast, otherwise they'll stop inviting you places then it's game over.
2016-04-02 07:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to have all the answers to your own question so I fail to see your reason for asking the question. Don't you understand that the bad looking girls hag out with the good looking opnes so that if a guy is rejecting by the good looking one the fat one as you call her can go after you or is ther to act as a consolation prize for you if you want her. The strong look out for the weak. The good loooking look out for the not so favorable ones.
2007-08-30 03:12:59 · answer #7 · answered by ejohnjr34 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you win the hot girl over by being nice to her friend? Maybe stop thinking about her as the "fat friend" and just your gateway to the girl you actually want to get to know...
2007-08-30 03:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by acatisacomintogetcha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats what folks said about you that you werent worth going through to get to the gorgeous guy ....its not all about fat friends that blocks us from the good ones ..its fat heads..have a great day mate
2007-08-30 03:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder your thing's muddled--you're another perfect example of blood rushing South!
2007-08-30 03:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by lfh1213 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What you need is the anti fat chick device..... An equally fat friend of yours armed with doughtnut and margaritta. That way you can play shy skinny friend and lull hot chick and fat chick alike into false sense of security. or..be brave love a fatty!
2007-08-30 03:08:02 · answer #11 · answered by Thomas W 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋