All categories - 10 August 2007

This is about someone in public eye alot, guess who it is if you want:

Oh tell me Mr Troubadour
Please tell me what my heart is for?
Can’t you share your aesthetic ways
For I’ve been up pondering for days

You’re a minstrel and a class ahead
Though you choose your sedatives instead
Your no user, you’ve become an abuser
Dump your pusher for he is a loser

A prompt grave seems now secured
So soon leave such a legacy is simply absurd
Come on you bohemian bastard,
Why can’t you waiver faster


Oh Maverick, we shall save you
As this ode is emphatically overdue

2007-08-10 16:35:02 · 3 answers · asked by chris m 1 in Poetry

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I
leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned
to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more
about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know
is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation
and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could
be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful,
Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy
look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the
Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so
far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need
it in the first place,
and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my
hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I
understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard
Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura
Bush didn't! like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts
you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of
Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let
Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel
in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo
agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release
so-called "political prisoners".

However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The
American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State,
Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed
Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower
One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV
networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified.
It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans
know the real truth?

What a guy!!

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen


PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the
Internet, without which I would not be able to post this wonderful factual
blog.

2007-08-10 16:34:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I would love to hear from you wacko idiots as to why you still think that.

2007-08-10 16:34:48 · 7 answers · asked by Fred C. Dobbs 4 in Astronomy & Space

I applied at a tanning salon yesterday, their hiring from 2pm- 9 pm and im 16 and everyone else is going back to school and gets off at 3. I don't go to school. I put on the application i did home school. and they asked if i had any previous jobs and i put no. do u think there is a chance that i might have a job. and do you think people won't hire me because i put im in home school

2007-08-10 16:34:41 · 3 answers · asked by ~*PrInCeSs*~ 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

i've always wanted to be an actor but I can never find any auditions, for like movies. I feel as if it my destiny { i know this sounds corny but its how i feel} i'm quite good. i've been in alot of plays and did great in each of them. i've been searching on the web but haven't found any good auditions. i really want to be famous but i don't know how to get started.

2007-08-10 16:34:12 · 4 answers · asked by SmLv 2 in Theater & Acting

2007-08-10 16:34:04 · 11 answers · asked by mckingsfan 1 in Tattoos

i'm 14 years old, i'm 155cm (5") and i weigh 55kg. i have a BMI of 23 - that's in the healthy weight range (18-23) yet i still look chubby. ive excercised daily for 3 weeks now, and ive eaten healthier... yet i still look the same.

just wondering, does that sound heavy for my body (height/age)???

i'm the heaviest out of my friends (they're all about in the 40's), and i feel really embarrassed. i know we're all built differently... but its just so peer pressuring...

help

2007-08-10 16:34:01 · 1 answers · asked by kimberly. 4 in Diet & Fitness

and killed all those people. They knew the bridge was dangerous. There are hundreds more as dangerous in the US. Our goverment stinks!

Excerpt from news:



while the federal transportation secretary offered $50 million to help with recovery and rebuilding.

During her visit, Secretary Mary Peters stood near a fallen section of the bridge cluttered by wrecked cars as she announced the latest emergency aid. The funds are an advance on $250 million approved by Congress but not yet appropriated.

The money comes on top of $5 million in federal emergency aid pledged right after the Aug. 1 bridge collapse and $5 million to help the public transit system handle the loss of the heavily traveled span.

The secretary later stopped by a bus garage to promise another $5 million for transit. Transit officials have added express bus routes since the collapse and said the federal money will help cover the costs.

2007-08-10 16:33:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-08-10 16:33:28 · 7 answers · asked by Kentucky Fried Chicken 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was wacthing design on a dime on HGTV and one of the host, Charles Burbridge made custom coasters with digital photos. All I know is that i need to use pictures and ceramic tiles but i dont know what to use to stick the pics on the tiles or what to pure over the pictures so that its glossy and they dont get messed up.. Help!! thank you

2007-08-10 16:33:24 · 2 answers · asked by <33 3 in Decorating & Remodeling

What kind of ERROR or TERROR is designed here? And who told you about it 1428 years ago.
Salam

2007-08-10 16:33:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

it has no height requirments and is considered modeling...is it like those commercial make-up models you see in like Maybeline commercials etc etc or something different?

i have no idea..

2007-08-10 16:33:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

When I was 19, I got involved with a man who was 36 (yes, he was married then). I loved him, but after about 3 months together, I broke things off. Still, over the next 3 years we hooked up with each other about once every couple of months. Sometimes more, sometimes less. We talked and laughed and loved. I was crazy about him and he was about me. I knew he could never leave his wife for me and I never asked him to. I always settled for what part of him I could get. When I was 22, I got married. This ended us for about 5 years. Then, we met up with each other again. I realized then that I still loved him very much. But, I had made a committment to my husband and I honored that committment. My problem is that I still love this other man. I think about him every day. I miss him so much sometimes that it breaks my heart. He called a couple of months ago and said he still loved me too. It's not about sex. We haven't had sex in 8 years. How do I get over him and move on?

2007-08-10 16:32:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I either want to be a theoretical physicist or roboticist, and invent in my spare time. Which career will help me invent?

2007-08-10 16:32:40 · 2 answers · asked by worried person 1 in Technology

2007-08-10 16:32:37 · 6 answers · asked by Magda 1 in History

2007-08-10 16:32:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i was just wondering if you go straight from MEPS to bootcamp or if you go to MEPS then go back home and then later on leave for bootcamp...?

2007-08-10 16:32:29 · 10 answers · asked by *Feel That Fire* 2 in Military

2007-08-10 16:32:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

i hate my mom. she always mkes me visit her on the weekends. i hav cheerleading tryouts on monday i just found out about. i refused to go 2 her house after a fighting her over it. now she wants 2 pick me up after tryouts. i said no but she is going 2 b there &try 2 pick me up. i just want her 2 freaking leave me alone!! i live with my dad and she keeps trying 2 guilt trip me & i hate it! i dont have 2 go if i dont want to. my dad is alwayz late 2 pick me up after cheer practice(i was a cheerleader last year 2. they just make us try out again) so my ma will b there on time & try 2 force me to come w/ her. itz happened b4 after skool. wut do i say wen i c her & she trys 2 take me w/ her?

2007-08-10 16:32:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I need something really good, but nothing too strong that will irritate my skin

2007-08-10 16:32:16 · 7 answers · asked by Optimus Prime 4 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-08-10 16:32:14 · 14 answers · asked by wishingforpeace 3 in Psychology

im thinking of asking god for a vision, but i dont wanna do it in my room cuz it might be loud or bright and i dont want my dad to wake up (he's an atheist LOL)

so i was thinking maybe in the forest but its pretty dirty. how about behind the safeway? but what if somebody comes outside???? any help pls

2007-08-10 16:31:32 · 7 answers · asked by dvas1147 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Like something I can buy at a Duane Reade, CVS/Pharmacy, or Rite Aid, something that is quick and easy, not TOO mich money, and also something that will make an acne pimple smaller overnight. I am not talking Proactive or Frutels here. Thank you :)

2007-08-10 16:31:29 · 3 answers · asked by Sy 1 in Skin Conditions

Why can't standard 240 volt lamps be used as they use the same amount of power?

2007-08-10 16:31:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

you know like
yahoo
gmail
hotmail
hughes
sbcglobal
rock.com
...
tell me all the ones you know that i didnt say! Thanks in advance

2007-08-10 16:31:23 · 6 answers · asked by asljkfo fnd 2 in Other - Internet

Since Jet-Airways have started their North American sector this August, and also will be starting other Routes , LA to Shanghai and SanFriscisco to Shanghai , + Toronto to Mumbai etc - I would like those who have travelled or those with some knowledge about this airline to answer this question.
Do you think they will have good loads? Will this airline be able to continue as the world economy is going thru quite a crunch , as one reads from the papers as well as other media.
I understand this airline is doing well in the Domestic sector but will it enjoy the same for the international routes?
Will the Indians living in North America support the airline? or will they prefer other airlines for their traveling needs?
would you travel with this airline ? If so your reasons please.
Thanks

2007-08-10 16:31:07 · 5 answers · asked by snowbird552002 4 in Air Travel

who

2007-08-10 16:31:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Can anyone give me a "mini script" or something like that with "ghetto talk"...about "i'm hot you're not" that kind of stuff...
I talk spanish so I don't know about those slangs and blablah...
Thx

2007-08-10 16:31:02 · 11 answers · asked by Moon 3 in Languages

I've recently been under a lot of stress caused by a combination of extreme external and internal pressures. The external is nothing i can change on my own. I have no control over the stupidity of certain circumstances,or of certain individuals that i have to have dealings with. But i know that changing my outlook or the inward thoughts/attitudes when dealing with some nonsense would help decrease the amount of stress i am feeling. this is anxiety correct? I've tried a number of things...... but nothing's worked.
Other than medication, can you suggest ways to de-stress that would releive some of the prevalent anxiety i am dealing with?
i would see medication as a last resort, i'd prefer other alternatives. what are natrual ways to deal with unnecessary stess and strife stemming from the actions of other people that i've no control over, and thats causing a high (unhealthy) level of anxiety? so i dont go totally bonkers please?

2007-08-10 16:30:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology