A blonde decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked if the owner had any odd jobs for her.
Well, I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge?"
The blonde quickly responded, " £50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus".
2007-08-08
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