A blonde decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked if the owner had any odd jobs for her.
Well, I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge?"
The blonde quickly responded, " £50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus".
2007-08-08 12:42:22 · 21 answers · asked by L 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im a blonde and even i think its funny
2007-08-09 12:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Shay H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
Sorry but blondes jokes are just recycled Irish jokes.
I'm both and my IQ is over 140
2007-08-09 00:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 13:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts a good 1 lol have a *
2007-08-08 23:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by i wish bob was my uncle dont you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, first smile of the day, thank you.
2007-08-08 20:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before but still funny!
Lmao!
2007-08-08 12:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i got that i dont get most blonde jokes!
2007-08-08 19:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by arikashikari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiya
liked that joke lisa very good
2007-08-08 23:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive heard it before but it just gets funnier and funnier!
2007-08-08 12:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor toyota
2007-08-08 12:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by Niko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋