All categories - 29 July 2007

2007-07-29 18:23:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WHO IS JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie, Giva, Fulla, Bull, and the twins Deep and Dip.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken. Two of the other
six children, Fulla and Giva, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.

2007-07-29 18:23:30 · 23 answers · asked by WHOISTHEPUPPETMASTER? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I was just wonted to know.

2007-07-29 18:23:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Dont criticize please....Would it be ok to use a little dime size amount of the shampoo i use if i am very carfull not to get it in her eyes? She is almost 4 weeks old.

2007-07-29 18:23:22 · 17 answers · asked by נєѕѕι¢α (ανα'ѕ мσмму) 5 in Newborn & Baby

2007-07-29 18:23:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm just curious. Some of my really random/hard to answer questions have more answers than other ones of mine.

That, and I'd like to know the "prime time" to post my question. :D

2007-07-29 18:23:09 · 35 answers · asked by sheep_are_taking_over 5 in Polls & Surveys

My parents are great, one of the best a man could ask for, but unfortunately they didn't achieve much in their lifetime and now my mom is 49 and dad is 59 and they don't have their own house, and don't have college degrees either. I am 22 years old and my wife is 21, we've been married for 2 years now and we were living in the same house as my parents and we were helping out in the house with bills. My wife and parents get along perfect, thats not the question, but now i feel as if i want my own life with my wife, and she's been complaining lately too, so what do i do? How can i leave my loving parent by themselves, they cant afford it, or be fine by themselves, they are too dependent on me, for my mom dont drive or else how can i have my own life? sometimes i feel that god took something so simple away from me, the fact that i can't even have my own life with my wife without happen to worry about my parents like my kids, Wow this is a situation alot of people don't face.
What do i do

2007-07-29 18:23:03 · 15 answers · asked by manofsteel_returns 2 in Marriage & Divorce

a lot of people have told me that they had sex around 14-20. but does having sex in ur teen years damage u mentally? cause i dunno about other ppl but my hormone levels r hella high rite now and im getting more sensitive to guys. i find myself really desiring this one guy whos 10 years older than me. so all im asking is wat the consequences for having sex rite now are. (besides pregnancy and diease and stuff) is there any downside mentally?

2007-07-29 18:22:39 · 8 answers · asked by xSELENEx 2 in Singles & Dating

a computer can do it but not as a special built printing machine,i need for stating a small bussiness.

2007-07-29 18:22:35 · 1 answers · asked by abdul g 1 in Small Business

2007-07-29 18:22:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm already making "explicit" jelly molds, already giving a free gift for "best lingerie over the clothes" contest, what are some "raunchy decoration ideas" & cute, funny ideas to make my friends brag about the best "adult party they have ever been to"? Help me out people! I'm starting to stress & I need your imagination. I've read previous q & A on this topic & none of the answers satisfied me. I would appreciate some helpful suggestions. Thank you.

2007-07-29 18:22:27 · 12 answers · asked by Susan S 1 in Entertaining

I am looking to fly to SIngapore from San Francisco on Oct 1st via Singapore airlines. Where can I find cheap airfare?

2007-07-29 18:22:09 · 5 answers · asked by Paladuck 2 in Singapore

I told this guy like a week ago that I liked him cause I did and I was pretty sure he liked me. I was right and we've been talking for about a week, but haven't hung out yet and he hasn't asked me out yet or anything. I feel like he's moving too fast and he's like saying things that I'm not ready for yet. but I don't want to tell him! do you think if I ignore him he'll get it or should I tell him? what should I say? I don't want to hurt his feelings

2007-07-29 18:22:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Two men are walking their dogs around town. One man has a german shepard, adn the other has a chihwawa. They want to stop to get some coffee, but no dogs are allowed in the coffee shop.

So the first man with the german shepard puts sunglasses on and walks into the shop. He starts to order, adn the cashier says, "no dogs are allowed in here."

The man says, "this is my guide dog. im blind." the cashiers says ok adn the man gets his coffee.

So the man's friend with the chihwawa walks trys the same technique. He puts his sunglasses on and walks into the shop. He gets stopped when the cashier yet again says, "No dogs allowed."

"But its my guide dog," says the man.

The cashier asks, "You have a chihuawa for a guide dog?"

And then the man says, "They gave me a chihuawa?!?!?!"

2007-07-29 18:21:33 · 11 answers · asked by swim chick 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My grandmother treats me as if the fugitive slvae act is still going on, my younger brother is a racist against me, my older brother yells at me, and my Mom won't even look at me or talk to me. Let alone say hello. I sleep on the floor, I live in a Senior Citizen Home with me Grandmother, I hardly get any food. I am so thin you can see most of my bones! I no longer go to school so I turned to shy again and now have anger issues. My life is pathetic and I don't think I can make it through. I really am thinking of suicide. Tho I am only 15. My best friend online said to not think that way and say that I am better than anyone. Doesn't help. Every night I cry myself to sleep. I really need help! I don't think I can live like this anymore. Please answer my question! ( Also : My dad has been dead since the day I was born )

2007-07-29 18:21:33 · 10 answers · asked by jamiefan9 1 in Family

n=0 Σ ∞ -1^(n+1)*e^n / 3^(n+1)


Determine whether series is convergent or divergent, and if convergent find its sum.

I think it's convergent due to alternating series test, but I can't figure out its sum...

2007-07-29 18:21:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Be real am i ugly school is starting & i want to know everything that is wrong dont be too harsh thou im very senstive
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2007-07-29 18:21:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

It seems they're few & far between when we visit & I was looking for some more to try.

2007-07-29 18:21:19 · 3 answers · asked by mkt 5 in Los Angeles

2007-07-29 18:21:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

the k and N types and i have a 2007 mazda 3 2.3L engine

2007-07-29 18:21:11 · 5 answers · asked by shayan b 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Hello mates,

me and my gf gonna be getting out of the dinner cruise (pier 81) at around 11pm . That is the only thing we planned for the evening but i want to go to times sq after that and have some fun. Suggest me something we can do together at that hour.

Thanks so much.

2007-07-29 18:21:01 · 4 answers · asked by mapleleafydude 2 in New York City

They are men with men's voices, so why do they choose to speak with that flowery poncy airy fairy type of voice? Why not just use the voice they were born with. Does being gay automatically make you speak that way?

2007-07-29 18:21:01 · 13 answers · asked by Rough Diamond 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3422372&page=1

2007-07-29 18:20:59 · 16 answers · asked by AmericanPatriot 3 in Politics

Does it make you feel pretty happy when people want to be like you? What are your thoughts on this? Or do you want to be one of a kind, somebody who makes a positive difference in the world?

2007-07-29 18:20:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My 9 yr. old needs to learn how the decisions, good or bad, affect her. Can you include a method for rewarding good behavior and one for bad behavior? Like chart or bank of some kind? Include all details please, thank you!

2007-07-29 18:20:57 · 7 answers · asked by Daya81 5 in Grade-Schooler

I have a friend who loves the show friends. Is there an episode where someone asks a girl to a dance, or to go out or something? Because I wanna ask this girl to homecoming and I thought it'd be clever/cute if I could do what they did in the show. Make sense?

2007-07-29 18:20:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-07-29 18:20:43 · 17 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

My boyfriend left for bootcamp today :( I just want to know how long until he can write a letter to me, and how often can he? I also want to know about phone calls, how often can he make a phone call and how long of one can he make?

He joined the marines, if that makes a difference also.

2007-07-29 18:20:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Why what someone does regardless bad or good is frown upon?
I live in a atmosphere of negativity. Thats why I stay to myself al the time. It's seems that people love misery and try they hardest to bring you down. I know the bible say to"love your neighbors" but, I hate mines because they bring out the worst in people. Aint nothing but,addicts and junkies here so, What it is they hating on? The fact that I'm about my business and careless about their fun because everywhere I move to its the same old s*** .

2007-07-29 18:20:23 · 14 answers · asked by cashjay31 2 in Other - Society & Culture

dated 5 months? Even if one day -you plan on marrying each other?!

2007-07-29 18:20:17 · 12 answers · asked by Life is simply beautiful 3 in Other - Family & Relationships