Two men are walking their dogs around town. One man has a german shepard, adn the other has a chihwawa. They want to stop to get some coffee, but no dogs are allowed in the coffee shop.
So the first man with the german shepard puts sunglasses on and walks into the shop. He starts to order, adn the cashier says, "no dogs are allowed in here."
The man says, "this is my guide dog. im blind." the cashiers says ok adn the man gets his coffee.
So the man's friend with the chihwawa walks trys the same technique. He puts his sunglasses on and walks into the shop. He gets stopped when the cashier yet again says, "No dogs allowed."
"But its my guide dog," says the man.
The cashier asks, "You have a chihuawa for a guide dog?"
And then the man says, "They gave me a chihuawa?!?!?!"
2007-07-29 18:21:33 · 11 answers · asked by swim chick 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats cute. i thought he was gonna stuff it down his pants. yikes!
2007-07-29 18:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by PatSajack8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it very much! im a big fan of jokes and riddles, especially riddles! your joke is not a bad one..how about i give you 1 of my best ones? here goes: one day a man stepped into a very crowded train,and there r no empty seats available so he gotta stand..then later on,he reached into his pants pocket to take something,accidentally making his only son's photo drop to the floor..right near to a lady wearing a long skirt..so,he went to the lady,kneel down before her and said 'EXCUSE ME,CAN YOU PLS LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT I WANT TO TAKE PHOTO'..hahaha can you imagine the lady's reaction? anyways hope you enjoyed that too just like i had enjoyed yours :)
2007-07-30 01:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet November 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do they know where they are.If their blind,sounds like every other cashier in the world.A moron.
This was a good joke
2007-07-30 01:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by Taco Man 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny funny heres a star
2007-07-30 01:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny i'm going to save that now :P.
2007-07-30 01:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's pretty funny! Star for you!
2007-07-30 01:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Dani Marie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haven laugh so hard inm my life kudos
2007-07-30 03:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by mannyfresh311 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little long but good
2007-07-30 01:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by the fox 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smart man...
Hahahahaha... :-)
2007-07-30 01:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...cute...
especially the chihuahua.
2007-07-30 01:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋