WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie, Giva, Fulla, Bull, and the twins Deep and Dip.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken. Two of the other
six children, Fulla and Giva, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
2007-07-29 18:23:30 · 23 answers · asked by WHOISTHEPUPPETMASTER? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who gave my folks down there the thumbs down? Your full of schitt !!
2007-07-29 18:38:12 · update #1
quit talkin schitt!!!! lol just playin
2007-07-29 18:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by lula_jean 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well truth hurts, the truth about Jack Schitt, just became some very informative Schitt! too cute though!
2007-07-29 19:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by aged grapes 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-13 02:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I have the Schitts for dinner sometimes.
2007-07-29 18:43:16 · answer #4 · answered by Ginger Kid 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Unknown to many, there was another Schitt on the family tree... She was named Crupp...
2007-07-29 18:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL-
Love it- that's otherwise known as some Good Schitt!
2007-07-29 19:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Lynnette_is_a_Lovely_Latina! 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's alot of Schitt
2007-07-29 18:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by Taco Man 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I am in love with this Pisa Schitt.
:-)
2007-07-29 18:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by 13 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
l like it, did you come up with that or find it somewhere? also, where is lotta schitt and dribbling schitt?
2007-07-29 18:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by mrs garfield 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dont thnk i've ever seen so much Schitt on one web page and laughed so hard!!
2007-07-29 18:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋